Let’s Play Wii Sports Resort! *Le Bike doesn’t work as expected…* OH FUCK HE’S TRANSCENDING! AAAAAA AAA A A A A A A *Where the fuck did he go?* *Hmm… 🤔* *what the fuck was that?!?!!?* *oh, it’s the Wuhu Island’s own headless transcending tandem bikers* *there we go, back to normal… I think* *I THINK THE CAMERA MAN IS HAVING A SEIZURE…* *Uh, camera man, you ok?* *wow, this is a pretty good speedrun…* *whistles…* Did you know this game was a sequel to the already well selling in-box title Wii Sports? I honestly had no idea until now.
Thanks Wikipedia. *crusty music intensifies. 👌* *Uh, the course is back thataway…* *And this is probably why you don’t piss off Thanos.* * I wonder how long it took Miyamoto to make this?* *Wii Sports Resort uses the Wii Sports Engine for the game mechanics. Also, the Wii runs Linux* *still transcending…* *that walk through walls code really worked!* *Moon Riiver, i’ll be crossing you in style, some day.* *Wow, look at that, they’re totally breaking the laws of gravity!* Ah, shit. *here they go again…* *hey look, we get that you love the bridge, but no need to get frisky with it…* *Uh, guys, YOU SUCK.* *and again with the Moon River scene…* Thanks for watching.
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