Let’s Play Wii Sports Resort! *Le Bike doesn’t work as expected…* OH FUCK HE’S TRANSCENDING! AAAAAA AAA A A A A A A *Where the fuck did he go?* *Hmm… 🤔* *what the fuck was that?!?!!?* *oh, it’s the Wuhu Island’s own headless transcending tandem bikers* *there we go, back to normal… I think* *I THINK THE CAMERA MAN IS HAVING A SEIZURE…* *Uh, camera man, you ok?* *wow, this is a pretty good speedrun…* *whistles…* Did you know this game was a sequel to the already well selling in-box title Wii Sports? I honestly had no idea until now.
Thanks Wikipedia. *crusty music intensifies. 👌* *Uh, the course is back thataway…* *And this is probably why you don’t piss off Thanos.* * I wonder how long it took Miyamoto to make this?* *Wii Sports Resort uses the Wii Sports Engine for the game mechanics. Also, the Wii runs Linux* *still transcending…* *that walk through walls code really worked!* *Moon Riiver, i’ll be crossing you in style, some day.* *Wow, look at that, they’re totally breaking the laws of gravity!* Ah, shit. *here they go again…* *hey look, we get that you love the bridge, but no need to get frisky with it…* *Uh, guys, YOU SUCK.* *and again with the Moon River scene…* Thanks for watching.
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Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “Wii Sports Resort – Cycling – Corruption Craziness”

  1. Everybody gangsta until the 30th place racers telephase backwards through the dimestional plane on a tandem bike.

  2. man i hate it when my bike and i just start getting a massive seizure… the part of the beginning is so relatable.

  3. If you could make it so that you always win in the end, even after going out of bounds and wasting time and crazy stuff happens, that would be pretty hilarious.

  4. Me: so how do I use this rocket bike?
    My friend: so u have to push the button
    Me: ok so I pu- PUSHES BUTTON ON ACCIDENT 1:20
    Me: AHHHHHHH OH MY GAWD
    my friend: umm… I'm dead right?

  5. Biker: *hits head on metal pole while jolting back and forth and incalculable speeds*
    Wii: Nah man they didn't lose any hearts for that.

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    don't you hate it when you're trying to go for a bike ride but you keep hearing a beeping noise that won't stop as it zooms into a mountain? me too

  8. 2:37 Wow you improved so much!!! You were 30th place and you're 30th place!!! What an improvement😀😀

  9. Hold on, this isn't Wii Sports, this is just a video of me and the boys cycling to work! How did you get this?

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    Ok, try practicing on your own!
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