Phil: Hello, DanandPhilGAMES caddy-lads! Phil: I liked it so much
Dan: Oh, that’s sticking Phil: That is sticking! Dan:Thank you very much. Phil: and welcome back to Golf With Friends! Dan I can just- You loved it!
Phil: *golf club noise* Dan You were like, “Yes, the golf-lifestyle!”
Phil: Yeah Dan: I’m wearing expensive polo-shirts, I’m sipping on an overpriced drink, Dan: I’m nattering with the business-fellows and hitting that ball. Phil: So we’re here in the Dan and Phil golf club and there’s a certain dresscode, Dan. Dan: What d’you mean? Phil: I’ve got my flamingo shirt on, I made the effort!
Dan: Oh! Oh my god, you’re taking this seriously. Phil: You’re just wearing anime-merchandise!
Dan: Oh, looking at- Dan: Oh, Attack On Titan sweater. I’m not even trying. Dan: I’m gonna get-
Phil: No! Go get changed or we’re gonna get kicked out! Dan: But the only short-sleeved shirt that I have is very creased, Phil. Phil: Well I don’t care Phil: Just go get it on-
Dan: Okay
Phil: -or you’re not allowed in!
Dan: Be right back, I guess Phil: Well that’s better!
Dan: Thank you
Phil: You’re allowed in now! Dan: Didn’t get turned away at the door. Phil: And the final piece of dress code… Dan: Oh god, no I hate-
Phil: *sound effect noises* Dan: We had green shit in our hair for like three hours after we put these on. Phil: Dan thought I threw these away, but no, I’ve been secretly hiding them waiting for another golf video. Dan: Look, it’s already molting all over the freaking desk. Phil: Get it on your head!
Dan: Oh, these are so nasty. Phil: Look how erect my flag is today. Phil: It’s like completely, directly up. Dan: List of things you should never say again.
Phil: Look at it though! Look at it! Phil: So we’ve already done a Dan vs Phil
Dan: Been there done that, got the sticker.
Phil: You know the rules Phil: We can only do one Dan vs Phil per game! Phil: So we are playing for this set of burger socks! Dan: Wow! Phil: I ordered this for a friend but they sent two? So- Dan: Do I want to eat them or wear them?
Phil: We’ve got a spare one. Dan: Story of my life
Phil: Are you excited by that?
Dan: Uh Phil: Do you want that on your feet? Dan: I so want the cheese on my foot. Phil: This is our prize! Phil: So GOLF Phil: is a game Phil: that is quite slow but very fun!
Dan: Yeah Phil: So get a cup of tea, hang out with us! Dan: This isn’t a “screaming-lol-oh-my-god-short-attention-span” short video. Phil: This is something to watch like a sport and enjoy like a sport.
Dan: *laughs* Phil: Get some chips- Dan: Lingering banter. Just enjoy the time between jokes. Both: *smol laughs* Dan: You all liked the last one!
Phil: Alright
Dan: So strap yourselves in! Phil: Let’s do it!
Dan: For some *demon voice* GOLFFF Phil: Wooooo! Phil: So before we play, we need to customize our balls! Dan: The most serious part.
Phil: The best part of the game! Dan: How are you going to change yours up, Phil?
Phil: I liked the shade that I’ve gone for. Dan: It was a good one.
Phil: I’m gonna make it more blue today and less green. Dan: There. That makes it, like-
Phil: There we go. There we go Dan: Ooh. OOH
Phil: Just like an ocean Dan: Aaaah that’s like deep and mysterious.
Phil: Yeah Dan: Like some kind of sea-punk-tumblr-blog’s background. Phil: Yeah, I would call that ‘moonlight-dolphin’. Dan: Well let’s see. Phil: Come on, shock us Dan! Dan: They say that we have two modes, so I’m just going to go for…plain white Phil: Oh my gosh!
Dan: There we go! Phil: It’s like the goodness has returned! Dan: Let’s see how this goes. Phil: Okay, I’m calling our room ‘Dogs9000’ today. Dan: Very appropriate, okay.
Phil: Okay Dan: [dramatically] Create room! Phil: Your backwards butterflies are here.
Dan: Oh for fuck’s sake! Phil: *laughs*
Dan: Look at that thing! Dan: Look! I’m looking at all the butter- Dan: That one, in the background in the middle in between those trees Dan: Look at it, look at it!
Phil: They just do what they want. Dan:Look at it! -Phil: Stop telling them what to do. Dan: I guess that’s valid. I’m sorry butterflies. Dan: You do you. Phil: So we did ‘Forest’ last time.
Dan: Classique Phil: That was classic Phil: Next, shall we do the Oasis? Dan: Okay, flick through them again. Oasis-
Phil: Twillight Phil: Haunted-
Dan: No Phil: Candyland!
Dan: Oh God Both: I think we should just do Oasis Dan: I’m like so Oasis right now
Phil: Yeah Phil: Ancient Egypt is my favourite historical period so I would like to delve into there [laughs] We can talk!
– We can have a chat-room! Here we go… We should just like not speak to each other in this
– “‘Sup brah?” My pole is so tall you can’t even see the flag And other sentences Phil will never say again [dramatically] Let’s do this! Begin-nu Golf it up! Oh wait we need to do this to start it off Hwa-taaa! [demon voice] Here we go!
-Here we golf! – Hrmm.. good one – [both] Oooh! Look at this!
– Look at this strong sandy aesthetic Er, you’re inside my ball again We are already freaking out inside each other [laughs] Alright Hit it Phil! Just blindly over that lump- GO! Smack! Oh my God! I thought that was, like, the hole then for a minute, I got like- Whhaaat? I thought I got it in the hole! Okay, well that was-
– It was actually a trap I’m going to go for more power than you then. Whoof! [laughs] – Err… bit too much power for Danny there – Right. Watch this, watch this Yours was like the best thing you could’ve done then – Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! No, no, no, no
-YES! That was – that was the best start ever! Come on! They’re gonna talk about that in years to come in golf history lessons Oh for God- Shut up -right! [laughs] It’s- This has already gone off to a terrible start for me Oh come on Dan! Okay. If I can- If I can get it in now, it’ll be okay Oh what?! That was really good! *claps* That could’ve gotten a lot worse
– Yep Ooh a competitive start! If you’re wondering why Dan’s looking over there, it’s because we’ve got to do this on two separate screens We had a few questions last time Like what’s Dan doing? Playing two computers.
– Yep. Computers. Alright, you can see the flag there so this should be easy It might be. I’m deceived by the curves – Take it away
– I like the music quite a lot [mumbles] Don’t know why I’m doing that. I need to stop right now Okay Here we goooooo – The circle of pain – NOO, oh no, you don’t want to aim for- Okay
-That is cruel! This looks like the exact opposite of where I want to be I have no idea how I’m going to get round that and into the hole You’re in Africa and that hole is in Antarctica -Oh I did it too hard! -And also you’re doing that thing where you let go in in terror and don’t look at the- -no! no! no!
-ohhh You-! You absolute cheeky little twit! – I’m in, like, Greenland How- How on earth am I supposed to do anything right now? Okay. Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on Ee ee ee ee No!
– You’re getting there and it’s like you’re going round a clock Right. I SHOULD be able to do this now if God likes me I mean, let’s see… -UGH! [laughs] WHAT?! I had such a tiny amount of power! Welcome to the land of pain and misery Oh my god
– Right. I figure – If I just roll up here, then I’ll just roll back… What?! NOPE-! Yes… On the edge! [laughs] Oh come on! *sings* I’m on the edge -This is it! This is it! *continues singing* of golfing Ready? Shi- Shi- Didn’t swear then OHHH! Oh you’re gonna be stuck for ten hours Phil
– [dramatically] NOOOO! – This is as good as it gets
– It’s already hard How?! I can’t even see myself. Oh, no- I went in. You went in? When did that happen?
– Power of wobbling knocked me in. Oh. What?! Here we go lads… This is it! This is it! Oh Jemima Ohh, I- Phil, still winning by one
– Philly still in the lead! For now
-Whaap! Bold!
– That felt good to me It’s going for the power strike But will it get over the lump. Let’s see, people – OHHH – And no, he lacked the necessary power to conquer the lump – My lovely Philly lumps, check ’em out Right – Things you should never say again vol. 12 oh, OH, man, if that went in – I can do this, I feel like I can do this now – Go on then – Smack – OHH That’s so close – NO Right You okay there? – Just- I’m feeling very emotional about this. Right. – PAR – Par, more like, cheat -That’s par for the course *claps* YAS – Bogey right – Oh, we’re the same now – Oh, we’re even – I was so happy with my lead – Guess we’re gonna have to cut our feet in half – Yep – Right *laughs* – Now, look, look That’s obviously just saying “Go for it” Isn’t it?! – Yeah – But how much power? – Smack it – OHOHOHOHO – That was so close – WHAT? That was so close – Right I’m calling this a volcano of Egypt And I’m gonna get it a hole in one. – It’s such a- Phil, you just used less power than I did [Oh what?!] You’re not even using the one advice that you have which is looking at what I do – I was too overwhelmed – Okay.. You can see where the bar is like kind of grey-ed in in the bottom left corner? – Yep – That’s how much power I used last time. – Oh, what? I didn’t know that – So, if I just use a bit less. Say like, that. – Yeah – NO Okay, dammit – This is it *laugh* – We’re gonna take like, eleven go’s in this – Oh my God This is so much harder than the last one Forget being in par now – PLEAASE, RELEase us from this hell. – Come on 5x Oh my God, that was close That was right on the cusp – YEESS – Oh, what?! – Thank God – Noo – Argh. Come on, Phil. – OH, OOOH UGHH – I’ll have to sit here for three and a half hours now while Phil gets this in – Shush – OooOOo – *claps* – And now you’re one over – That’s not too bad, I can cope with that [Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh] Full speed? – Full speed YEESS Oh, my god phIL STOP LETTING GO OF THE MOUSE So unhelpful We’ve no idea what’s happening – That’s a little tactic so you don’t see what’s happening – Okay, I feel like that was too much power I’m gonna for that Okay, no, you nee- you need more – I think you needed to angle it – Okay – This one YES 2x – Okay 2x – That was smooth *bites lips* mmmmmmm Yes – Get out of my zone
– Get out of the way – Knock knock
– Stop touching me Right – I’ll touch you when I please (alright Dan) – *flustered laughs* Don’t say that again Right *laughs more* Okay – I’m so sorry for this whole video – Here we go, here we go – How the frick do you get over there?! – Is that the end? – There’s just a giant hole there Okay, good luck with this one – So, I’m just launching it over the edge? – Yep, go – Watch this and learn – That’s way too powerful – Smack Oh, Oh, my god, I’m bACK agAIN – Wait, where are you?, where are you? Wait, turn up *laughs and claps* – That’s so annoying – OOH, no, Phhil – I’m calling the police – *whispers* yess Well – How am I gonna even angle it? – I’m just gonna appreciate these socks. Burger socks, do not eat
-Oh my God – Fresh cooking
-Wait 3x – No 3x, wait 2x, Just need to, just need to, get it hoho That’s what you get for being cocky
-That was an insult to my life. Okay – Please… Oh my God – Fifteen hours later – I thought we were good at this game – hmmm speak for yourself – Okay, I’m back up 2x – Hot and delicious (the socks) – Watch this 2x – I’m just contemplating how good they’re gonna look on my foot – OH, he’s down, he’s down people – I’m down. I’m out of strokes? Cause that’s how bad I was? – You are now… 8 over my score, Phil Okay, what is happening here? My eyes deceive me Oh, I’m going down the hole, this is exciting Whoop, whoop Where is it heading? – That was a mystery adventure if I ever saw one – And there is it. – Other ramp – See, you didn’t even aim for the cor- Look, you can clearly see where you can head next You’re making this harder for yourself – It’s your go – Ohh, Phil right You’re ready for this?! tadadadada *pop* ooo, par – right This is it OH OH OH
– Oh my God that was so violent HELLOO – I’m close 3x – Welcome to the party – This is it – And… honk – In the hole *claps* *demonic voice* YES I can’t believe I’m so far behind – Oh my gosh Phil, Phil, dear me – Oh, what is THIS? – Everything that video games have taught me says that that makes you accelerate – Okay How fast will we accelerate? Where are we even going? – I don’t know, man I think you’re bouncing off the pillars aren’t you? – I don’t know I’m doing that muuch – Okay, right – That was not what you’re meant to do – For me, I think you’re supposed to hit that pillar – It’s got like a snazzy dent on it – What the hell just happened? – What was that? – How was that one stroke Whatever – Is your, like, having a – – GOO – Oh how did you know? – Oh, oh, yess because, it’s so obvious – Watch out Anubis. Phil is in the pyramid – I’m now like, minus one because of the game But I don’t mind cause you’re so bad – I’m so bad at this – Pow, pow, bing bing bing Argh, king of golf – Shush – Yes – Posh – Okay, ooo – Right, I got it, I think I’m just doing too much power – That was actually pretty nice okay Now let me just get it in – Guys, if you’re feeling like I’m just gonna lose, I’m REALLY gonna try from now on – Phil’s gonna take this so seriously – I’m gonna take this seriously. I’m not gonna bant – No more bant – No
– Just solid golf seriousness
-Solid wacking – Look at this 2x Seriousness – Okay the list of things that are serious Saying solid wacking That’s not up there So, I’m just gonna whack it – Yeah – BOOM, sLIIIIDE crack – Oh my God, that was intense – Okay, that was too much power – I’m gonna whack it like half the amount There we go SMACK – OOOH My God, that was so close – That was so close – Imagine how jammy that would be (jammy is like obnoxiously lucky) – That was really satisfying anyway – Okay, let’s see. Get it in the middle – NO – How do we do this? How would Anakin do this? – You need to, Phil, you need to roll it around that wall It’s asking you to curve the, yes, yes – the wall – You need to find the right entry and go – Come on 2x – Oh, it would’ve been like that but – I’m using the force, did you see? – No, I didn’t. Right – How am I gonna do this? – If you whack me over the edge I’m gonna bury you alive – Shit, fucking wank, fuck (language, Daniel) – Here we go – hOW did you get that wrong? – Can I just whack it in? – Okay – Okay – There we go. You ready for this? – Yeah – *moans* – That was sexual – That was the most erotic math based experience I’ve ever had – I like that – You’re catching up – I’m catching up mildly – This is fun – This looks
– See, I wish I could go to a mini golf course if it actually had something like that Imagine if you actually had to do that – That would be amazing – And you had to just like whack it around the thing That would be so fun – The Skateboarding teenager inside me wants to go back and do this – Could skateboarding teenage Phil ever have skate around that – He would’ve said that he could do it, but he would’ve fallen off and hit his head Right – But it’s the trying that counts – Here we go – And the baggy jeans GO – Come on, please – OOH Philly, Philly, too whack This time it wasn’t enough power – I know I’m just caught in a – IT JUST STOPPED AGAIN – What’s happening? – Did you see that? – I think there’s a ghost on the course *clapping and singing* steam early access Look at that, 0.98.1 Well, maybe the missing wh-what, 1.9 (SHUSH) will be my frickin’.. putts that I move back // tHis is it THIS IS IT If you win by two.. comE ONN PHILLY Then we- YES! YES! LOOK AT THIS! That was beautiful OH and it doesn’t end there I want to have children with this course You don’t- you don’t have to aim for the arrow, -The whole thing’s the arrow. -Is it? -…Aim for the hole (ehehe) I dunno why I’m helping you GO (tiny gasp) ooOOHH -Yes! *clap clap* -That was good! -That WAS good! -That was really good! Okay, I’m gonna need a bit more.. sHITTING FUCK no (okay) I need to be in a straight line Okay, I’m getting it, I’m getting it A tiny bit Is this the moment Phil catches up? (YES) Let’s see OHHH NONONONONONONONO YESYESYESYESYESYESYES NONONO-YESYES-NO NOOO NOOO Look at that breezing flag Are the stripes actually- oh wait, What cosmic force just lifted that flag? It was…Anubis (pffft) It was the mummy -Here we go! -You’re going for the bridge strat -Slow and steady wins the race -Okay.. ARGH I feel like that’s the-okay, well I mean I don’t know about you but I have to do this now. Okay. -Oh my god. -Just get up the ramp, and.. -Why is this there? -Oh I see! Oooooh okAY I would not trust that with a barge pole. -Shh- -Is that a hole? You just combined, like, 5 sayings. ‘I wouldn’t trust that with a barge pole’ I didn’t trust it Miss. MISS Is- This is going to be dangerous EEE- NO! Ohh (AHH) -You back to the start? -Yup, I’m back to the start -Alright watch this, guys
-[mocking] Ooh, thats not right. go back to the start and try again -Lara Croft would love this -Remember that you owe me two strokes -No I don’t
-Yeah you do, the game broke -That’s..that’s your fault
-[Dan giggles] No it’s not! Eeeeep! Oh? OhOHOHOH -Is there a Pharoah in the Sphinx’s back? Turn around.. -Where? Oh yeah, who’s that? He’s the one that’s lifting the golf thing out! -He’s the one that’s trolling me by fricking stopping my ball
-He’s doing this! Okay, I feel like I have to do it by this method, i don’t care what you- -oKAY THE GAME SAID NO -It’s saying no I am NOT doing it by that method -Do it, Phil
-WOOP Riiight Yeah, so that was route 1, and that’s like Definitely the easiest and best one that I should’ve done Ooh, that’s smooth I-I love.. I would watch golf on TV if Phil commentated “OOH he’s WHACKING it, he’s WHACKING it! Ooh that’s sm-” -heY, HEY HEY HEY! (two between us now) -You mean four? -Two! -Three to five! No we’re not doing that! That’s- that’s.. That doesn’t count! It does! You wanna say it doesn’t count, you’ll see the comments, they’ll be- they’ll be- juh- THIRSTY for justice -Phil? -Yeah? -To make up for the two strokes where the game broke, You have to putt yourself a tiny amount in the opposite direction FINE OKAY -I mean, i saw it break.. -Tiniest amount. Do it. And one more.. -Okay, now we’re even -Okay.. -You happy now? -Are we even keeping track of whose go it’s meant to be? -Right, you go -Why is there a giant hole saying: “Left click while in water”? I think you were odd when it started, so go. I’m on the way D: Did you just knock me? Oh no, you didn’t D: Ohhhh, ohhh P: I’m excited to left click while in the water I don’t know what it means D: What does that mean? D: I guess we’ll see
P: Dunno Alright
P: *mumbling* What’s left Oh sorry D: Ba ba ba ba da ba D: Phil, did you just say “what’s left”? Everyone heard that
P: Oh, oh! P: Oh my God
D: It’s a- P: It’s on a little boat! D: Oh my god P: That is amazing But what just happened Were you left clicking? D: I just left clicked and I bobbed… P: Alright I’m n-
D: Maybe I wasn’t supposed to bob… P: I’m-
D: Just follow the lazy river P: I’m gonna just follow the river D: This-
P: Here we go, here we go D: I’ve never been more relaxed in my entire life. P: Ah-hee hee P: This is incredible! D: I wish in mini golf, there was a course where your ball got a little big diggy…
P: I know! D: And you could ride across the lakes P: This is changing my life D: That was the most unnecessary hilarious th-
P: Wow! D: The ball didn’t even roll
P: I didn’t even left click once so just don’t do it *Dan laughs* D: Okay whatever go
P: Oh, yes! D: He’s heading down!
P: I’m heading down D: This is getting scary P: I’m close to it P: Ready?
D: Yeah D: *mumbling* No, it’s definitely not in it P: Smack!
D: Okay, you did it. Shit D: SHit
P: Yes, YES D: SHIT
P: Yes! D: Oh my god what’s the score gonna be after this *Phil moans* D: Oh wait let’s see Both: Oh hoo hoo hoo hoo D: Just one ahead okay D: What the fuck is happening over there D: Look ah dat P: Oh yeah! D: adawf spinning…
P: That is intense
D: …thing of death D: Okay we just need to get up- okay P: Oh!
D: Okay that’s a hole P: OH!
D: That’s a- that’s a… P: Oh hoo hoo~ D: There you go Phil, helped out by me there P: Over the hole, please D: Ra-ta-ta-tat P: NO! P: Oh wait- oh I didn’t get some dingy time then D: Ooo D: AHHH D: I’m terrified D: Stop D: STOP! *Dan blowing*
*Phil giggling* P: Alright P: This is it D: What am I about to encounter D: Okay D: He’s over, he’s over
P: Oh oh oh oh oh P: Yesss P: Oh P: Stop! D: How ya doin’ D: Nice to see ya there D: Okay… I’m just gonna go a bit over heree…
P: Yeah D: That’s a g- I feel safe about that angle D: Okay, oh my god this is terrifying P: This is reminding me of Crash Bandicoot it’s like one of the things you have to run across really fast D: You ready?
P: Yeah D: GOOOOOO P: Oh my god
D: Yes P: Oh MY God
D: YESS D: Believe. P: I can’t believe!
D: In the power. D: I believe~ P: COME ON! *Dan singing* P: That was so satisfying! D: That was- you had a much more satisfying one than me
P: Yeah P: That was great I wanna watch that back P: In slow motion D: See, all I’m wondering in this video…
P: Yeah D: …isss are we living the rela- I love that we both coughed that up so much
P: Yeah D: Living the relaxing lifestyle or would we be really sweaty and sandy right now? P: We’d be very sandy and sweaty P: You’d have your caddy-lad at least
D: You’d need some- D: Yeah, but they’d need to be holding like D: you know your non-gender specific caddy gimp D: would need to be fanning you P:(laughs) caddy gimp D: Yeah
P: I just want them to put me on a camel P: give me a Piña colada- P: play golf- P: for me and then I just play this on my laptop D: Yeah that’s the dream
P: Yeah (laughs) D: I mean why even go to Egypt, just stay in ya house
P: Yup D: WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT
P: what P: I don’t even want to know.. Right D: Those are some sharp-looking palm trees as well
P: I feel like- P: I have to go under this slicer D: Do it P: I’m gonna be careful again D: Follow the curve of the- Okay that was very careful Phil P: I’m being really careful- because look at that- P: like what am I looking at
D: That was so careful you-Okay I’m gonna do it D: I’m gonna go for it alright you ready? (yes) P: You are so edgy D: AHHHHH
P: (laughs) D: I mean I went through P: Right, here we go P: oh
D:(laughs) P: no P: “SLICE” COME ON COME ON COME ON D: Oh my god he’s actually doing it-Okay I need to I need to-
P: yeah D: Do better, otherwise- P: HeeHee
D: Phil is going to P: Oh what happens now? P: Oh it just-poked you through D: ah Ha haaa (lol that laugh)
P: This is it guys- “Smack” D: Okay..
P: Oh I think I need to use that! Holy crap Dan look at this- P: It’s like a roller coaster D: You have to go up and over into the thing P: Can I do it from here? P: no nono
D: Yes yes D: You can you can you can! (inspirational dan)
P: I can’t P: It’s not gonna work!
D: Yeah you can! Just get the angle right P: No I need to line up- there we go
D: (unimpressed) Right D: I’m also gonna line up P: (sings) LINE UP D: BANG
P: Oi ! D: OKAY! Let’s (laughs) do this P: Leona Lewis would hate you. Right I’m gonna go over here P: woo! D: OOO into the sand
P: In the sand P: But still did it D: Yes I did just cheat by looking at your bar P: What
D: Woop AND there we go P: You can’t look at my bar D: Oh and I just did Oh
P: I’m gonna put sticky tape over it D: (fake cries) P: Right get outta the way You stupid ball P: OH MY GOD
D: HAHAHAA P: Is that serious how much the sand blocks you D: I d- I can’t decide- P: WHAT WAS THAT? D: I just let go of the mouse accidentally but I’m not complaining~ P: So am I still in the sand? D: I don’t know mate P: Holy crap ugh
D: ohoho P: There we go D: And now what’s the score-Ooh three behinddd
P:(exhales) P: Five to go!
D: ooh I’m just thinking about how tasty these w- P: He’s thinking how tasty your-
D: THE DREAM IS ALIVE! P: He’s thinking how tasty your ball is right now look at that! ( okay Phil…
D: YES! Okay.. D: I’m gonna feed him
P: Feed him! D: Yes Sphinx Daddy, Lets go D: oh straight down the gullet D: First time! That is right
P: That is satisfying D: and then Oh my god the h- It keeps going forever
P: What the hell D: I don’t even know where the flag is P: OH!
D: Oh you too P: It didn’t even touch his oesophagus! P: Here we go
D: Straight down the hatch D: Okay
P: I’m loving this course D: I can’t tell what’s happening I’m just gonna- like D: There’s another ramp so I’m just gonna go like- OH NO
P: What the- frick D: TOO MUCH! It doesn’t even end there P: Into the opening of the pyramid’s uterus P: No I didn’t! I just said it’s like it’s- D: Full power Phil- you literally just said it was a giant sand vagina D: yeah.. nonon- that’s what you said
P: be birthed into the pyramid D: We’re climbing inside the va- we’re climbing inside the pyramid’s vagina that’s what you just said
P: I didnt- I didn’t say that! P: No I didn’t D: I’m so intrigued P: I’m quite scared P: OHMYGOD D: You’ve got a mystical glow about you
P: We’re in the pyramid! P: This is like Tomb Raider but better D: Laura Croft is crying (crafting) and you saying that
P: yeah D: okay I”m on the same plane as you Ph- D: There’s flames- P: And anubises
D: ANUBI P: I know my Egyptian histories
D: I’m just gonna wack it right in D: ooh, oooh
P: What just happened P: You’re so bright D: Look at me- I’m a ray of hope
P: You’re kind of ruining the vibe P: Okay here we go
D: I’m a good vibe, thanks P: OOH! D: hohoho P: Why does it hate me so much D: YES! okay P: Look how much you’re illuminating the hole D: Is that gonna make up.. come on P: OH! D: still three, still three
P: three D: still three
P: (claps) we’ve still got four to go (claps) P: we’ve got four to go okay, bring it back
D: Okay

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Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “TWO SANDY BALLS – Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends #2”

  1. 8:20
    dan: i’ll touch you when i please
    phil:
    me:
    golf commentators:
    king jon un:
    donald trump:
    anna ou:
    lil dicky:
    phil: dont say that again

  2. i love how dan will randomly throw together all the swears he knows to create the ultimate curse of shit

  3. I'm just listening to this while drawing, and let me tell you, listening to what they're saying without context is very strange.

  4. Phil: Dan you've got to do it in two goes or Philly's in the lead!

    Dan: * Does it in two *

    Phil: * Disappointment *

  5. I think Phil needs to learn which pole is which bc Greenland is a lot further from Antarctica than Africa is

  6. for all you fan fiction writers out there i hav agreat topic …..whatever the fuck thye did with those socks after the camera stopped rollling

  7. I love that these are the only videos where they don't give a damn about innuendos and there are just so many

  8. PHIL CAN SK8BOARD?!?!?!?!?!???!??!?? THIS MAKES THE SK8ING TEEN IN ME SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤️

  9. Honestly, I usually root for Dan, but I feel so bad for Phil I just find myself rooting for him lmao

  10. Phil sweetie, they sent two packs of the socks so you can wear matching ones. You've given your friend a pair of single socks.

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