[Max] My goal of this game is to make Brian lose because he’s won way too many times. [Adam] Hey, that’s a decent goal, I like your strategy [Max] I don’t- I want you to win Adam I don’t care [Adam] Well okay then [Adam] Way, wow look at all that. Excuse me gentlemen I have to- not get a Hole-in-one [Adam] Oh, welcome back hi nice to see you again [Max] This is a deceptively… hard one [Brian] Yeah [Adam] Oh nice to see you again [Ritz] Oh hi hows it going I have a spider on mine [Max] OOH SO CLOSE [Adam] Come on goddammit I thought, we were gonna have fun but now I’m not having fun [Adam] Do ya have to bank it? [Max] I love watching everyone fail [Brian] Me too [Adam] No Brian. [Brian] YES! [Adam] NOo. NO with your happiness [Max?] *weird mouth noises* [Adam] *weird moaning noise* [Adam] Oh okay, I’m better now. Check this out Max hngg look at me go! [Brian in background] get out of the way real quick [Adam] Hello gentlemen [Adam] ayyyyyy little smooch [Adam] Here we go here we go [Adam] *gasp* c’mon baby! [Ritz] YEAH BABY [Max] good job Brian [Adam] giawddammit [Adam] i mean congratulations! [Max] i’m happy for you Brian! *all making noise* [Adam] *sounding like his face is being squished* So happy inside [Brian] Yo, Joe you’re between, my legs you gave me a little fright [Adam] get out of here Joe, Brian’s trying to do his job [Adam] Ohh come on baby! [Max] OH! is brian having problems?? [Brian] NOOOOOOO [Adam] Brian you’re having problems? oh this is *horrible* oh god This makes me so sad that this is happening [Max] You are the target because you’re successful with your golfing, usually [Adam] Look at how screwed you are, from that corner [Max] That’s a shitty fucking angle [Brian] *makes weird noises* [Adam] Oh, played it safe I see, okay [Max] Yay Brian, yay! *claps* [Brian] WHAT?! [Max] Woah, god christmas has come early [Adam] How do we- where do we go? I’m gonna follow Max [Adam] Ayyy Little pass-by with the smooch *kissy noise* [Brain] Got a dog in my face- [Max] Yeah blame the dog [Adam] Tell your doge to get out of here, we’re playing golf! [Brain] Dogey, you’re killing me! [Adam] You need to adopt a dog more often Brian, this is great [Adam] Can we go a straight shot? [Brian and Ritz] Yup [Adam] *gasps* *everyone talks over eachother* [Adam] No, no, no, no , I’m good! Brain, don’t make a mistake! or please do [Max] Dogey don’t screw him up [Adam] *wheezes* oh my god [Max] Did he get it? Did he get- *giggles* [Adam] Yeah, oh he did get it [Brian] *makes sobbing noises* [Adam] Alright, ah you gotta give it to him [Max] Wait, how is he on a four? [Adam] Wait, where are we going?! [Max] OH God [Adam] Wait, wha- what’s happening?? *everyone makes unidentifiable noises* [Ritz] Wanna hit reset? [Brian] How did I get a double bogey? *more noises* [Ritz] You wanna hit reset, or F or whatever? [Adam] what the shIT [Adam] Ohh I know where to go! Alright, you see that barrel up there? That barrel is not what it seems [Max] I see the barrel, I know what we have to do [Adam] Brian can you get out of my way please thank you Brian I need to- you need to move, move your cute little tush! [Max] No you got it, you got it, you got- [Adam] *noise of triumphant failure* [Max] no you don’t [Adam] Listen we can, make this better [Brian] Adam went for a little ride [Adam] Ah well well [Max] Ooh look at that plant you’re next to Brain, or ah, Adam [Adam] I think what we have here is a failure to communicate It’s okay, we could be better Brian. Brian, we could be better! [Max] Hit the bank off the right! [Adam] *gasps* hoh my god I’m a genius! [Adam] *wheezes* woooow! [Max] I mean, I said it and he did it [Ritz] Okay yea so, so Max is a genius, is what I gather [Max] *mumbles about genius* [Adam] Where are we going, I’m confus- oh! Hole-in-what? [Max] All right! [Adam] Well that was great! [Max] Brian, did you get that hole-in-one? [Adam] Did you get a hole-in-one too Max? [Brian] Oh. my. fucking. god. This. stupid- [Adam] Wow. You are my favorite person. Hey, hit the target! [Max] Brian you have the weirdest luck right now [Adam] Just hit the target! [Adam] Like that Brian! [Max] There you go [Adam] We all float down here [Adam] Where the hell do we go, and what are we doing? Do we go into the barrels? [Max] All right good [Adam] Do we go into any of the barrels? [Max] Yeah, they all have it. [Max] The easiest way is to go up onto that roof, like overshoot it a little bit. Well… [Ritz] Well not that much [Max] I think we’re still okay. *Adam makes weird noises* [Adam] Wait where am I?! God damn it! [Brian] Hey Adam, wouldn’t it be great if you could hit F? [Adam] NO [Adam] ooooh, complete concentration! [Adam] Alright alright, where to now? [Max] Couldn’t you just go through the center and circumvent all of it? [Adam] You know what? It’s not as fun Max! [Ritz] If you hit it hard enough and don’t do what I do [Max] I’m gonna see… [Adam] I don’t trust this, this looks bad! We’re just doing a straight shot. [Ritz] Oh okay, I’ll just hit v and find it [Adam] *grumbles* Damn it! Goddamn it [Adam] Had that right there! Can one of you boop me in? Don’t be shy, I’m your guy. [Brian] I would love it if Max fucks this up [Max] Hup! Try again [Brian] Nevermind. Nevermind! Okay [Adam] Oh wow. Wow, that was uh- [Brian] Anyways like I was saying- [Adam] Like you were saying! *laughs* [Adam] Think i’m gonna mess this up. *Brian messes up* [Adam] Oh woww, I did. Hi Brian. Welcome to it [Ritz] Woah! [Max] Oh my god, that was a nice shot there! *Adam grumbles triumphantly* [Ritz] But Adams still in second place [Adam] Hey hey hey whoa whoa whoa [Adam] Oh what a beautiful little rainbow. Fantastic [Max] That was kinda cool, meeting each other in the sky there [Adam] Hellooo Gentlemen! [Brian] Don’t talk to me. [Adam] Please don’t make that Max. [Ritz] Dammit [Adam] God dammit Max I mean congratulations [Adam] They always say that to you know [Brian] I need to catch up I’ve no time to f*ck around [Max] Nice post Malone reference [Adam] You’re welcome [Max] They always say that to you now [Adam] God dammit! [Max] ohh goodbye! *various screams* [Adam] Saved by the god damn windmill [Max] Saved by the windmill [Adam] I love windmills so much. Where do they put windmills, can I be there? *Ritz sings a song in the background* [Brian] The Netherlands [Adam] Max you need to perform a little bit less [Ritz] M’kay [Adam] Okay, where am i going? [Brian] please- keep th- F*ck this c*nt of a f*cking game! [Adam] Woah. Woah! [Max] Strong words! [Adam] This is miniature golf and I need you to take it down several pegs [Max] We need miniature swears [Adam] Yea little tiny little tin- GODDAMN IT F*CK IT *peals of laughter* [Adam] We fall so that we can get back up on top of Master Wayne, goddamn it [Max] Get back on top of Master Wayne? [Adam] That’s what- that’s what Alfred said, right? [Max] You got 8 strokes but we got 18 seconds, you gotta hurry up Brian, you gotta hurry up Brian [Adam] Wake up and drink some coffee like me Brian [Adam] Get the goddamn athlete inside of ya, pull him out, punch him! [Max] You got one last shot! One shot. Focus up. Five seconds. Do not listen to him [Adam] Five seconds, you got this. Straight into the hole babyy [Adam] You are now a father. [Adam] Nevermind [Adam] Maybe we should try to talk Brian up [Adam] Because all of this talking him down [Adam] it’s gonna make him come after us, you know, with like a squirt gun? [Adam] Or maybe like a bag of poop but you need to be careful [Adam] I’m gonna need some big-time failures Max [Max] What the fu- I’m so sorry about that Brian [Adam] Did you just hit Brian? [Max] No I didn’t do anything but I was- I felt bad about what he did [Adam] Wait you felt bad about what Brian did? That doesn’t make any sense [Adam] Oh hi! What are ya doin here- WOAH YEAH BABY! [Ritz] Nah, you’re going to roll back into the water- no. No. No! YES! [Brian] That’s what I did [Ritz] Hey I’m in third place, I got a ways to go [Adam] *grumbles* noo [Max] *imitates seananners dolphin laughter* [Adam] Okay, okay [Adam] Don’t do my laugh you can’t, f*ck off! *laughs* [Max] The dolphin laugh is back, b*tch [Brian] Adam, third place is coming close your way! [Adam] Yeah [Brian] How’s it feel? [Adam] It feels- Ohh you hit it off the wall and then you go back! [Max] You do it [Adam] Off the wall then the back. Off the wall then go back! [Adam] Boom just like I called it [Max] Off the wall then go back! [Adam] Off the wall then go back! [Adam] Come on. Somebody boop me! Just one person it doesn’t matter who- [Adam] Brian… [Adam] Did he mute himself by the way, or is he just angry? [Max] I don’t know [Brian] I’m just f*cking, done with this piece of f*cking sh*t [Adam] Wait how are we supposed to get past that wall? How does that work [Max] Uh… you boopity boop! I dunno [Adam] Here we go… [Adam] Nope! [Ritz] Uh, that’s not the move Adam [Adam] Not the move! [Max] Didn’t you just go straight across? [Ritz] I went straight across! [Adam] I got- *laughs* [Max] I’m not gonna say nothin [Adam] This game- this game I swear- I swear sometimes… [Ritz] Does it Adam? [Max] I think Brian left [Adam] Wait, he left the game? [Max] Yeah, I think he pulled a me and left [Ritz] Adam, please [Adam] Hold on, let him finish, let him finish! [Ritz] I gotta do this in two now [Adam] Let him finish [Adam] let him finish… [Max] There you go, there you go [Adam] oh, oh ohhh! [Max] Wow look at the precision of that! [Adam] Haha, god dammit [Adam] Brian wake up! Brian we need you here- woah! [Ritz] Wow you- you booped me! [Adam] Yea, it’s what I do [Adam] It just got real evil, all of a sudden [Max] Hello! Wow, this is fucking creepy [Adam] Yeah [Ritz] Hello, Satan [Max] All of a sudden we’re in a spooky map [Adam] Keep golfing like a pro and I’ll just keep not doing that [Max] No! I didn’t get it [Max] Par is 8 on this apparently [Ritz] What?! [Adam] I’ve just given up guys [Adam] I’m just eating nacho cheese, I don’t have anything else in my diet [Adam] Oh, thanks for playing yeah [Ritz] Ohh I love when they thank us [Adam] Tell that to Brian! [Max] Yeah, thanks for playing Brian! [Max] Thanks for playing [Max] Jesus… [Adam] Oh ayyy! You go down the crazy catacombs of wheels! [Adam] Okay, that’s weird [Ritz] This is… fun. [Max] *random spooky noises* [Adam] Wait, where am I? Oh I did a good move thing. I’m fantastic! [Max] *laughs* I did a good move thing! [Ritz] Does that not happen often? [Adam] Not often [Adam] I’m getting accosted in a corner [Ritz] You’re getting pounded [Adam] Mmhmm [Max] And how? [Adam] And! How? *laughs* [Adam] Is this what giving up feels like? [Max] Yeah [Ritz] Yes [Adam] I’ve hit rock bottom gentlemen [Adam] I can’t go anywhere cuz there’s too many goofy skulls, and rotating moving walls [Ritz] Just gotta be quick Adam [Adam] I can’t go because the timings all off every time I try to go [Adam] It- controls me! [Max] Why don’t you go the safe round go to left and then set up a shot? [Adam] I can’t- it just keeps messing with me, the game keeps messing with me [Max] There you goo [Adam] Haha! In your face bogey

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Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “THE SECRET MINI GOLF STRATEGY – Golf It!”

  1. I have pretty much came to the conclusion that if you want Nanner man you need to be subscribed to the people he collabs with the most.

  2. Adam can you tell us if something is wrong? Your uploads has been way slower and even the thumbnails have been lacking in quality since 3 months ago. We love you so please tell us if there is anything we need to worry about and if we can help. It is just wierd to see you change your schedule by this much this year when i can never remember you doing that before. The biggest changes was by 1 or two hours for a period if time and some days without an upload but nothing as crazy as this. We know the addpocalypse is her but is there anything we can do to help?

  3. I remember a time when you posted 4 minute videos multiple times a week, then made us all so happy because it was 10 minute videos multiple times a week. now we are lucky to get one 10 minute video a week

  4. Ah, when the top comments is all white knights white knighting against comments you can't even see any more.

    Well played, internet. Well played.

  5. Nanners you've changed man. Your thumbnails used to portray you with a ginger beard now it's dark brown. So which is it? When are you done lying to us.

  6. As I'm watching Seananners on his channel, I keep thinking it's Max because of all the golf videos he has released lately

  7. I sit here…with a hollow heart…where Nanners used to be…and nothing will ever fit that space…then a short ray of sunlight shone upon me…and I rejoiced for the moment…for I always knew there would soon come another time of shivering in the cold…so here I will wait for thee…until I am blessed again with another ray…here…with a hollow heart…😔😄

  8. Nanners made me so happy to watch years ago, I came back to visit today and his humor hasn’t changed, still makes me happy

  9. I miss the web cam… Still love seananners but it feels like so much of what made him funny is gone now that we cant see his reactions

  10. hey adam i love your videos but what happened to the facecam thats one of the things i loved about your channel you have so much happiness idk i love the facecam bring it back please <3 🙂

  11. The best video seananners could possibly make: a map on Gmod. Prop hunt it up. And Adam finds that this map creator had put an actual dildo/vibrator in the map somewhere. Like if you agree that’d be hilarious.

  12. Youtube is being destroyed and it’s sad. Nanners you are like the first youtuber I ever watched and I’m upset that your content is being targeted for no reason. You are great at what you do and I have always had a laugh. I miss the sailors mouths and face cams

  13. does anyone know whatever happened to cathy? my friend pointed it out to me she just sorta vanished from from youtube,Twitter prettymuch everything actually. just curious

  14. Maybe my personality has changed over the last 5 years but I've grown to not be a huge fan of Adam. IDK what it is but it's just not the same as it was back in the day when everyone was playing Gmod together.

  15. Is he using max's audio for this video? Max sounds really clear but adam sounds like he is talking into a cup (at least for part of it)

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