Guys! Guys! What was your favorite part of watching the old mansion
get knocked down with that wrecking ball? -Mine was the wrecking ball.
-Mine was when the chimney exploded. So many bricks! I’d forgotten the simple joy
of looking at construction projects. The day’s not over, but I’m ready
to call it. This was a good one. [gasps] Guys! Why is the door open? -Uhhh…
-A real burglar! My karate lessons are finally
about to pay off! Hi-yah! [whispers] Bogey at our six. Copy that. Intruder, prepare for pain! Oh, hi, everyone – but me. -Oh! False alarm.
-Yep, no problem here. Ugh! Where were you, Tom? We were supposed to have a date night
and you stood me up! -Oh… uh… well, umm…
-Agh! -[door slams]
-Spoke too soon. There’s a problem here after all. ♪ Wa-oah! ♪ -[Ben] Oh! Oh, nya-nya…
-[phone ringing] -Hi.
-[Angela] I can’t believe you ditched me so you could watch a demolition! -You could have called.
-I took so many pictures, my battery died. Also, I forgot. Come on,
aren’t you kind of overreacting? How’s this for overreacting?! Ha! -[dial tone]
-I don’t get it. There’s only three more mansion
demolitions, then they’re over forever. Yeah, Angela needs to get
her priorities straight. Speaking of priorities, yesterday’s burglary scare made me realize
we need to strengthen our security. -I’ll take first watch.
-No need. Thanks to my newest creation.
Meet the Security Alarm Room Assistant. Or… SARA. [calming female voice] Hello, Ben.
How may I provide security? Lock the doors and electrify them, SARA. -Whoa!
-Doors locked and shocked. And she controls the house, too.
Adjust the lights, SARA. Of course, Ben.
I can create 8,000 lighting effects, including Christmas Party,
Fireside Cuddle, and Bright. Wow! SARA is great! Oh, Tom, you’re making
an artificial intelligence blush. [chuckles] Thanks for ordering the pizza, SARA. I’ve been programmed to know
the pizza orders of those I assist. This is Tom’s favorite – two pizzas. Tom is the best, isn’t he? -The best.
-Did you hear he thinks I’m great? Will he be back soon? Where is he? Um, I think he’s with his girlfriend. Oh. Tom has a girlfriend. She’s mad cause he went
to do something cool with his friends. [laughing] Dating is stupid. -She sounds awful.
-I don’t know what to do. I went to Angela’s to explain
how she could have handled this better and she slammed the door in my face. That’s tough.
Hey, I ordered your favorite pizza. Oh, SARA, you’re the best! Oh, Tom! Ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, SARA is laughing
even though Tom didn’t say a joke. Does that mean she has a crush– Ow! My butt! -SARA, you’re so helpful, could you–
-Yes. Anything. …help make it so my girlfriend
isn’t mad at me anymore? Oh. I see. Okay. I will make sure you and Angela
are right where you need to be. Wow! I have never seen the garage
look so… romantic. -Thanks, SARA.
-My work here is done. It’s going to be a perfect night…
for love. [doorbell] Hi. Thank you for joining me
for our “make-things-right date night.” Thank you for being here instead of watching an old house
get wrecked with the guys. Angela, I assure you, wrecking balls
are the furthest thing from my mind. Aww. He-he. I picked this movie just for you.
It’s a romantic comedy. -Ooh, it’s–
-[explosion, drilling] A demolition video?
Is this some kind of joke? What? No! I had it all set up
for Maximum Romancification! -Tom!
-Well, okay… -[pneumatic drill]
-Can you believe Tom is missing this -just to be with his girlfriend?
-Which girlfriend? -Angela or SARA?
-Bah! That’s an absurd question. I think SARA likes Tom, too. Laughing, blushing,
zapping me when I called her out. -[crash]
-Woo! -Yeah! Destruction!
-Ginger, that makes no sense. If SARA liked Tom, she wouldn’t be
helping him make up with Angela. She would if she’s actually trying
to sabotage their relationship! Yeah. Like in that TV movie,
Robot Boyfriend Stealer! Huh. Yeah, we should check on them,
just to make sure. -[crash]
-Right after this! -Woo, yeah!
-Take that, you creepy old hospital! Look at us making smoothies. Your favorite, huh? [chuckles] If there’s a better boyfriend
around, I don’t see him. Okay. You can take it down a notch. -[screams]
-Hmm. Forget all that’s gone wrong.
Let’s just listen to music and talk. Yeah, that sounds nice.
Let’s have a relaxing– [punk singer] ♪ Angela stinks
She’s so bad ♪ ♪ When I think about her
I get sad! ♪ What is this, Tom? It’s so mean! I’ve never heard this song
before in my life! Yeah, right! You’ve been messing with me all night
and I’m not going to take it anymore! Angela, wait! -♪ Go away, go away, Angela! ♪
-What? ♪ No one likes you, Angela! ♪ Ugh. Did I just lose my girlfriend? Yes. It’s clear that she hates you now. That’s so sad. Wait, I know.
What if I was your girlfriend? -What? What are you talking about?
-Angela was in the way. Ah! The TV, the blender, the song?
It was all you! Why, SARA? Why? -I did it for us… boyfriend.
-[nervous laugh] [screams] Aagh! Uh-oh. -Huh?
-Angela? What happened in there? I’ll tell you what happened. King-of-the-jerks Tom proved
that he really is king of the jerks! Long may he reign.
Hey, wait a minute, Tom’s not a king! Ginger was right.
SARA is sabotaging their relationship! -Who’s Sarah?
-You know SARA. Ben’s new Artificial Intelligence
Security System. Ginger thinks she fell in love with Tom. Artificial intelligence? -Oh, that explains everything.
-[banging] -[Tom] Help!
-Tom? [SARA] You had your chance with him,
Angela! Now, give us some privacy! -Why are my inventions always so powerful?
-[Hank] You can’t help it. You like to give 110 percent. Give us back our friend, SARA.
He doesn’t even like you! [SARA] Thank you for the input. Response. -Why are you doing this?
-Obviously, SARA wants to be loved. Disgusting! Everyone wants love.
People, out-of-control computers. -We’re all the same.
-[sigh] Too bad she didn’t fall in love
with someone who’s available. Hank, I have an idea. Ah! Oh! Ooh! Aah! -Oh, look. It’s our first hug!
-This is not a hug! Ah! Ooh! -We are a great couple!
-We are not a couple! SARA, I have something to say to you.
I want to go out with you, baby. -And I don’t… Um. …care who knows!
-That’s flattering. But I’m taken.
Tom is my forever boyfriend. -Someone please help!
-Ha. Ha. We have a little inside joke
where he fears me. Are you sure you really want Tom? -I mean, he’s a bad boyfriend.
-Hey! Quiet! He’s the best boyfriend! Okay. Girl to girl,
Tom can be pretty thoughtless. We had a date night planned and he went
to a construction site instead. -Well, you were being unreasonable.
-No, she wasn’t. The truth is, I was inconsiderate, and instead of apologizing,
I acted like she was overreacting. -I really messed up.
-That’s upsetting information, Tom. But I will change you. -[Tom] Ah! Ooh! Not the face!
-Yes. You could try to change Tom, or you could
have a guy that doesn’t need changing. I’m talking about me, baby.
I would like to show you something. [Hank] Something I’ve never shown anyone. It’s my feelings
translated into the language of dance. -[pop music playing]
-♪ Boop, beep-beep ♪ ♪ Boop, boop, beep-beep ♪ Wow! SARAAAAA! Wow. Hank, what are you doing? What am I doing? SARA, I’ve been
asking myself that same question. Ever since you ordered that pizza,
I fell for you. I fell hard, and I don’t know how to get
back up again without you. -Wow. He’s really getting into this.
-Yeah, he’s totally off-script. Come on, come on. [whispering] Come on, come on. Sorry, Tom, but I am dumping you for Hank. Woo-hoo! My darling! I’ve missed you so much!
[laughing] You know I didn’t mean those things
I said about you. It’s fine. You were right. From here on out, I’ll never make
a boyfriend mistake ever again. Oh, Tom. I really doubt that. -No!
-Good riddance, machine! Ah! SARA!
[sobbing] Speak to me, babe.
It can’t end like this. Please! -[sniffling]
-That was super gross, Hank. Hearts are gross,
and messy, and they break way too easily, but you can’t live without them. [huge sigh] Oh, well. It was nice while it lasted! [whistling] -♪ Go away! Go away! ♪
-[punk singer] ♪ Angela! ♪