>>James: WELCOME BACK! WE’VE ALL BEEN AT A BAR BEFORE
AND SEEN SOMEONE DO AN AMAZING TRICK OR STRANGE STUNT IN
EXCHANGE FOR A FREE DRINK. SO I THOUGHT, WE’VE GOT A BAR
HERE, WHY NOT USE IT TO GIVE AWAY A FEW FREE DRINKS? SO TONIGHT WE BRING YOU “STAGE
56 BAR TRICKS.” [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
[ MUSIC ] SO HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. I’M GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW
PEOPLE TO PERFORM FOR US. IF YOU GUYS ARE IMPRESSED THEY
GET TO STAY AT THE BAR AND DRINK FOR FREE. IF YOU GUYS AREN’T, THEN OUR BAR
BOUNCERS– THOSE TWO HULKING BRUTES OVER THERE–
WILL THROW THEM OUT OF THE STUDIO NEVER TO RETURN. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, WANNA SEE
SOME BAR TRICKS? [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
OKAY, LET’S BRING OUT OUR FIRST CONTESTANT! [ MUSIC ]
HELLO, SIR. HOW ARE YOU?>>VERY GOOD, SIR. HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>James: I’M GOOD. WHAT’S YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM?>>I’M OBERT FROM LAS VEGAS. JAMES WHAT’S YOUR BAR TRICK?>>TONIGHT, I’M GOING TO BOUNCE
ON ONE ARM ACROSS THE STAGE WHILE BOUNCING THIS BASKETBALL!>>James: WHO WOULD LIKE TO
SEE THIS? [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
OK, GO FOR IT! GOOD LUCK.>>WOULD YOU HOLD MY BALL?>>James: OF COURSE.>>MIND IF I TAKE IT OFF?>>James: DO WHAT YOU GOT TO
DO, MAN!>>YOU THINK I COULD HAVE MUSIC
FOR THIS?>>James: I THINK WE CAN
ARRANGE SOME MUSIC. OK. HERE WE GO! [ MUSIC ]
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] [ MUSIC ]
>>James: HOW ABOUT THAT? THAT WAS GREAT! WELL DONE!>>THANK YOU.>>James: WHAT DO WE SAY,
GUYS? SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO? [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT SOUNDS PRETTY RESOUNDING! GO FOR IT. A DRINK AT THE BAR. WELL DONE, SIR. THANK YOU SO MUCH. LET’S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANT! [ MUSIC ]
HOW ARE YOU?>>VERY WELL.>>James: HOW ARE YOU DOING? WHAT’S YOUR NAME? WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>SCARLET CHECKERS FROM SAN
DIEGO, CALIFORNIA.>>James: WHAT’S YOUR BAR
TRICK?>>SO I’VE GOT HERE THESE BROKEN
TENNIS RACKETS AND I’M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO SQUEEZE MY ENTIRE
BODY THROUGH ALL THREE OF THEM IN VARIOUS WAYS USING SOME
FLEXIBILITY AND DISLOCATION.>>James: WOW.>>IF YOU WOULD JUST HOLD THESE
TWO FOR ME, I’M GOING TO TAKE THE FIRST ONE HERE —
>>James: I COULDN’T GET A THIGH THROUGH THERE! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I MEAN, I’M NOT THE SMALLEST PERSON —
>>James: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
GO FOR IT. GOOD LUCK.>>OK, HERE IS THE FIRST ONE,
I’M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND START WITH THE DISLOCATION. THAT’S UP WITH. NOW IF YOU — THAT’S ONE. NOW IF YOU WILL HAND ME THE NEXT
ONE. I’M GOING TO TRY THIS NEXT ONE
HORIZONTICALLY.>>James: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!>>AND THE DISMOUNT! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
SHE STICKS THE LANDING! WE GOT ONE MORE. HERE WE GO. THANK YOU FOR THAT THANK YOU. OH. I’M JUST GOING TO DIVE RIGHT IN. [ BLEEP ] ONE AT A TIME. ONE, TWO. OK, GOOD.>>James: OH MY GOD!>>I GOT GET OUT. THAT’S THE EASY PART. NOW I GOT TO GET OUT. HERE WE GO. ONE, THERE. [ APPLAUSE ]
TAKING HULA DANCE LESSONS. THERE WE GO! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
>>James: OH MY WORD! THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE! WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY? SHOULD SHE STAY OR GO? YOU HAVE TO STAY! YOU HAVE TO STAY! GRAB A BEER.
THANK YOU SO MUCH! WOW! LET’S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANT! [ MUSIC ]
HOW ARE YOU?>>VERY GOOD.>>James: I’M VERY GOOD. HOW ARE YOU, SIR? WHAT’S YOUR NAME? WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>JOHN SHAW FROM LAS VEGAS,
NEVADA.>>James: OK, WHAT’S YOUR BAR
TRICK?>>I’M GOING TO DO SOMETHING FUN
AND ENTERTAINING WITH POWER TOOLS. WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS GOING
TO DO? LOOK AT THIS. HA-HA. SO —
>>James: SO, JOHN, NO ONE LOOKS AT YOUR FACE AND GOES, OH,
THAT GUY IS A POWER TOOLS GUY. OK, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?>>THIS IS A 6″ LONG MASONARY
BIT. LADIES SOME GUYS WILL TELL YOU
THAT’S 10 BUT IT’S ONLY 6. I’M HELPING. MAKE SURE THIS IS REAL. PUSH ON THE TIP. MAKE SURE IT DOESN’T RETRACT. I’M NOT GOING TO TURN IT ON. IT’S GOOD?>>James: OH YES.>>TAKE YOUR HAND, RUN IT UP AND
DOWN THE WHOLE SHAFT. THERE YOU GO. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
>>James: IT’S REAL.>>YOU HAVE VERY SOFT HANDS. ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT WE’RE GOING
TO DO IS LUBE IT UP.>>James: WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT
TO DO? I’M SO WORRIED! OH NO [ BLEEP ]
TADA!>>James: WHAT DO WE SAY,
GUYS? SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO? [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
HE’S GOING TO STAY. TAKE A SEAT AT THE BAR. WELL DONE. OH MY GOD. LET’S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANT! SEE?
WE DO THIS AND THEY GO CHANGE. DON’T DO REHEARSAL. WE THINK IT’S BETTER IF YOU’RE
SURPRISED. YOU COME DOWN WITH A POWER TOOL. YOU’VE GOT A TARANTULA. THIS IS BAD NEWS. WHAT’S YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM?>>BRAD BUYERS, PULLMAN,
WASHINGTON.>>James: SORRY IS THAT YOUR
NAME OR — BRAD BUYERS PULLMAN FROM WASHINGTON OR BRAD BUYERS
FROM PULLMAN, WASHINGTON?>>YOU GOT IT.>>James: I SAID TWO. I SAID TWO — THE SECOND ONE OR
THE FIRST ONE?>>FROM PULLMAN, WASHINGTON. BRAD BUYERS IS MY NAME. YOU CAN CALL ME PULLMAN IF YOU
WANT TO.>>James: I’LL TELL YOU
WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHILE YOU’RE HOLD THAT WHAT ARE
YOU GOING TO DO? WHAT’S YOUR BAR TRICK?>>I HAVE AN UNUSUAL WAY OF
BLOWING BUBBLES. FIRST I GOT TO TAKE THE CAP OFF. DO YOU WANT TO HOLD THIS FIRST? MAYBE SHOULD YOU TAKE THE CAP
OFF.>>James: YOU DIDN’T THINK I
DID, DID YOU? OH JEEZ.
OK.>>OH MY GOD. OK. JUST HOLD IT UNTIL I’M READY.>>James: WHAT ARE YOU —
>>SHE’S NOT COOPERATING. [ SCREAMING ]
[ SC [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]
>>James: I MEAN, I WAS WONDERING HOW YOU LEARNED WHAT
YOU DID. WHAT DO WE THINK, GUYS? SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO? [ CROWD SAYING “GO” ]
>>James: I’M SO SORRY. YOU HAVE TO GO, BUDDY. THERE YOU GO. GET OUT OF HERE. GO ON. [ MUSIC ]
I DIDN’T SAY LEAVE THIS! WE’LL GET THIS BACK TO YOU WE’LL
— BACK TO YOU. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HAYLEY
ATWELL AND 50 CENT.

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