You’re huckin’ the ball around with your pals
the other day. Say, uh, whats the deal with your sweetie there,
Squirrely Dan? I took her out last night. Where to? Outs to the chip truck. Fries and gravy? I had mine with gravy. She had hers with salts and malts vinegar. Y’know that salt and malt vinegar is not a
traditional way to dress your french fries in the United States? The fuck is wrong with them? Like malt vinegar is not a staple condiment
on table tops in restaurants in the United States. Fuck, figure it out. S’what I say, I said figure it out. Yeah. No vinegars on the tables,
no Krafts peanut butters. Figure it out.
-Fuckin’ figure it out. Better not forget those fuckin’
all dressed chips. No ketchup chips neither. Figure it out. Somebody really oughta write a letter. They do got six different types of Cap’n Crunch
thoughs. How do you know that? Saw a comedian talks about it on the Just
for Rears can’t remember his name though. Good guy though? Little long-winded for my taste but yeah,
pretty good guy. Well glad to hear he’s a good guy at least. They have running water down there? Anywho. The evening went so well that uh we gots to
a little bits of the foolin arounds. Did you french her? Kinda outta line there, Dary. Did you go up her shirt? Now you’re really outta line, Dary. We did french, that much I will reveal. Well you’re willing to reveal that much you
might as well just tell us if you went up her shirt. It’s impolite to kiss and tell, Dary. I don’t like to kiss and tell, but, the frenchin’s tooks a hard left turn
from which I have yets to recover. Dywannaknowwhat. I’m not asking you to kiss
and tell, that’s impolite, but, I’m kinda curious. Yeah, Dan, kiss and tell. Well I’m sure you boys have had a couple curve
balls thrown your ways betwixt the sheets. Well, not to be impolite but you know sometimes
a gal will be kissin’ around on like the area near your genitals but not quite on your genitals? Makes me ticklish and insecure. You know not to be impolite, but, sometimes
a gal will do some kissin’ on the ears which makes me uncomfortable because even though
I clean my ears sometimes a tater’ll just roll out of there unexpected. I kinda likes both those things. That’s why you’re called Squirrely Dan. Yeah, reason fuckin’ five million. Well, nots to be impolite but, this gal suggested
that maybe I should have some attentions paid to my buttshole. That ever… That ever happen to you guys? You ever have a gal suggest that you need
some attentions paid to your buttsholes? I’ll takes that as a hard no, I guess. She put a couple fingers up there and turns
out you got an erogenous zone up there, found the hot button and gaves it a tickle and uh yeah…
feels uh… It feels pretty good you guys ok. Top fly
-I really liked it. Felt-felt very natural. Nice. That’s how you get the body in front of it. They call it milking the prostate. Well it’s impolite to kiss and tell.

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Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “Squirrely Dan’s Relationship”

  1. For a while now, I've been catching clips of this show and I absolutely love it. I just learned it was on Hulu and I just binge watched the whole thing. This is one of the best shows I've seen in a long time. It is crude, but in the absolute most intelligent manner. The dialog is just brilliant.

  2. Going over this whole scene in my head all day and everytime I do I giggle like a child. I'm 10 ply

  3. I think I laughed harder at this scene than I have from any other show ever. The tater killed me.

  4. Ok pause we do have malt vinegar and ketchup at all pubs, bars, and restaurant worth their salt (vinegar upon request) especially if the place serves fish 🤠

  5. I'll take that as a hard no
    Genius and very very funny – when Squirrely is talking fingers and prostate and they switch to throw to each other, class
    It's impolite to kiss and tell

  6. Caught this show for the first time last night. This was the second scene I ever watched. I'm a fan now 🤘 the comedic timing and delivery. Not something I expected out of a low budget Canadian tv show and I'm impressed. They figured er oot.

  7. To be fairrrrr, in the United States, specifically the Midwest, vinegar is a common way to dress fries at fairs, and other such events

  8. No matter how many times I watch this, I always laugh at Dan saying “attentions payed…to my butts hole!”

  9. We down here in the USA have imported both Ketchup and All Dressed chips. I love All Dressed chips thank you Canada.

  10. Didnt realize until recently that K. Trevor Wilson was the comedian who talked about the different kinds of Cap'n Crunch

  11. Its even funnier for me because I had a group of friends that I hang around in middle/high school.

    We had talks like this during the school day,

    My one friend revealed to the others that he really like leather and rough stuff

    JD on the other hand.

    It's impolite to kiss and tell

  12. I saw this clip before I saw the video of K Trevor Wilson (Squirrely Dan) doing the joke about the 6 different kinds of Cap'n Crunch. It's much funnier now that I get the reference.

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