-Well, another week is over. Here are our favorite jokes.
[ Cheers and applause ] President Trump faced
international criticism this weekend after
he was seen playing golf instead of staying in the office to monitor the progress
of Hurricane Dorian, though, honestly,
would that be better? [ Laughter ] Making Trump monitor
the hurricane would be like making your 4-year-old
do the dishes — after about five minutes,
you’d be like, “You know what, Tyler?
Just go — go out and play.” [ Laughter ]
Go out and play.” The Washington Post
has published an article about a Trump impersonator who has seen
an increase in business since the 2016 election. Before that, it was just once
a year on Eric’s birthday. [ Laugher ] According to a new study,
nearly half of Americans have worn the same pair of underwear
at least two days in a row. That’s right. That’s right — nearly half
of Americans are men. Vice President Mike Pence
visited Iceland today. Said Betsy DeVos,
“It’s pronounced island.” [ Laughter ] New York mayor Bill de Blasio
said in a new interview that if he can not qualify
for the October debates, it will be “really tough to remain
in the presidential race.” Oh, no. You’re not
coming back to New York. You left us. You’re like a dad who
went to get cigarettes, and then 20 years later, tries to really come back
with cigarettes. “There was a line.” ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

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Dennis Veasley

50 thoughts on “Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: Trump Impersonator, Mike Pence Visits Iceland”

  1. Charlie-Trump-Mansons cult is, "As dumb as a house full of Trumps."
    Just missing another K. Lmsao 😁😆

  2. Build that space wall to protect Trump's dark side of the Moon Nazi base from the illegal aliens.

    We cannot afford for these aliens to take good probing jobs from the Republicans.

    Because, the only thing Republicans know how to do is probe.

  3. The Alt-Right, White Nationalists, Right Wingers and Trump fans don’t want to hear anything critical about Trump. They only like to hear nice things about Trump. Here come the excuses as they guzzle more of that orange koolaid.

    These are the same fools who voted for small temporary tax cuts for themselves and permanent big tax cuts for billionaires. Who does that!? 🤦🏻‍♂️

    ”Trump loves us and he’s gon’ drain tha’ swamp! He’s gon’ git rid of immigrants and git our jurbs back from Chyyyna. Says he gon’ git Mexico to pay for his wall!” 🤠

    What else can you say about those who view Donald Trump and Alex Jones as the “intellectuals” in the room. They find the Trump family sooo relatable. 😂

    They swarm the comments with little to no contribution to the dialogue. Allow me to demonstrate, lol.

    Typical Trump fan response:
    “OH YEAH!!?? OH YEAH!!?? Well what about Hillary yackety, yackety, blagh, Benghazi!!, Emails!, Socialism!, NWO!, NPC!, SJW!, Snowflakes!!, Blacks!, Muslims!!, illegals!!, blugh, illuminati!, blaaagh, bluuugh, Fake News!!, Global Climate Change is a hoax!!, CNN Grrr!!, Q-Anon, Globalists! Obama!!, yackety, Soros!, Gays! Jews!, Wall!!, blaaagh, Deep State!, Flat Earth!!, yackety, yackety, blagh, blagh, bluuugh!”

    ”What about!? What about!? What about!?”

    Just a quick look at their comments and responses and you’re sure to find these talking points. They go from bullies, to emotional train wrecks when they see their own words on the table this way.
    They’re left with nothing else but to prove my point.

    Also, do they ever pick up a book? Their lack of knowledge of basic history and current events is jarring. They’re so ignorant, that they literally believe there is only one type of Socialism.

    They will always mention Venezuela and Cuba, because that’s what Fox News tells them.
    In terms of healthcare alone, Fox News won’t tell them that the following countries have already figured out how to provide at least some basic type of service:

    Australia, Austria, Belarus, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Luxembourg, Malta, Moldova, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Serbia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, Ukraine, and the United Kingdom.

    — Notice Russia is ALSO on that list. Guess who wants to keep Americans morbidly obese, unhealthy and behind the times?
    Ding, ding, ding!! You guessed it!

    The world is more complex than what they’re learning from Fox News. Of course, we can’t expect them to understand. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

    🤔 ⭕️
    For those curious, yes, I authored this post. I make adjustments as I see fit. My first choice is Bernie Sanders. I’ll still vote for any of those candidates in place of Trump. If it upsets some ignorant ass right wingers so be it. Don’t act like I just pulled those quotes out of my ass. The reason you recognize them is because we’ve all heard them countless of times when debating them. So, I say to them: I’m finished trying to educate any of you on social and political issues. You are a laughing stock just like Trump when other world leaders literally laugh at him, (not with him). 😂

    To the good people out there not falling for the right wing BS, much love and respect to you! ✊️

    Your friend,

    — BIZWIZ ♥️ 😌🙏🏼

  4. Seth should have made a joke about Bush's hometown massacre with the Odessa shooter named Seth Ator like Senator. Covert ops to disarm us with ridiculous propaganda leaked in my name.

  5. Is it even the Seth Meyers show anymore really think it’s the make fun of the idiot that is somehow in one of the most powerful positions in the world show

  6. Totally unrelated to this video but I'll straight up put ice in a fanny pack and fannies in an ice pack 'cause I'm the man your momma warned you about.

  7. I can't wear the same underwear for one full day. Let alone two days. Seriously, I'll change under wear because they feel wet from just sweet.

    Anti-racists tell us there's a race problem in ALL White countries that can only be solved by bringing in masses of non-Whites.
    They have no problem with all-Black countries or all-Asian countries.
    Only White people must become minorities in their own lands.
    Under international law, that is genocide, but anti-racists call it "diversity."
    Diversity means chasing down the last White person.
    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

  9. For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.All these are the beginning of sorrows.(Matthew 24:7,8) wake up!!

  10. Hi Dump
    You know if you find a Popeys and wait for a Chicken sandwich there is a REALLY BIGLY LINE 👍👍. Maybe you’ll never come back to the WH but go straight to ⚖️⛓🔒🇺🇸 …..

  11. Ok before this i was just watching trevor Noah and conan…this is my first seth Meyers video
    Can somebody list out all the legendary comedy hosts and show for me please

  12. Seth Meyers is the worst late night talk show host to date. Non organic just reading the script. No originality or flavor. Just copin a paycheck

  13. What? you're supposed to change your underwear now? When did this start thought you're just supposed to wear them till they fall off on their own in a couple years…

  14. t'rump playing golf during a national disaster. Sad.
    And just to be clear, I'm referring to t'rump's administration and not the hurricane. Even sadder.

  15. seth myers is the most talent-less person in show business. I wish we could vote him out like on Survivor. He really is God-awful. Obnoxious, unfunny, snarky, fake and phony. He's literally worse than watching paint dry.

  16. I might actually watch Seth more if he didn't take vacation the EXACT same time as the other late night guys. Might be a breakthrough moment if his producers weren't such idiots.

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