Mom! Mom hurry up it’s football sign ups and we’re gonna be late. Uh no sir! You are not playing football this year. But mom! Everyone’s playing this year! Even Ole Miss! I am not sitting in gameday traffic to watch Missouri score 38 on you again! But mom they had Drew Lock! Absolutely not! And that is final! I hate you! But mom! We already tore up the artificial turf and you know how natural grass brings out my fast twitch muscles! I’m running away! I’m moving to a conference that actually appreciates me! That’s nice. And you’ll be so sorry when you try to call the hogs and they don’t come because we’ll be in the Pac 12! Goodbye! Pac 12? Have fun not making the playoff. Stupid SEC playoff odds. Stupid East coast bias. Ok ok! What if.. we go back to the vintage Darren McFadden era jerseys and I promise not play any Power 5 teams out of conference. I just don’t know. Do you remember how sad you were about losing to North Texas last year? *uncontrollable sobbing* Do you want a jello cup? Ye… Yes thank you Why don’t you just focus on those other sports? Track and field? Golf? Baseball! Remember how much fun you had in Omaha? Yeah…but it’s just not the same. You just had your first 10 loss season in school history I just don’t think football is the right sport for you anymore. I mean… Ok. If quitting when you’re down is the lesson you want me to take from all this. But remember the John L. Smith season? I wanted to quit after that and you said no. Things will get better. And then we hired Belima and things didn’t get super better. But we’re a revenue generating sport so… I kinda gotta play. Fine. I think they’re hugging. Does that mean he’s playing? I think he’s in. Automatic conference win, boys. Bump it.

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Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “SEC Shorts – Arkansas’s mom won’t let him play football this year”

  1. Ha ha ha……
    Go ahead and have your laughs, but remember this video on the rare times when the Hogs sneak up on you and embarrass you on your own turf. A one point win in Tuscaloosa is like a national championship to us, but it's like an earth shattering disaster to others. It's fun to watch…..

  2. You know how you can spot an SEC fan in any room? He's the one patting himself on the back and sucking his own dick at the same time.

  3. Talia Lin gets more and more attractive every video she's in. Also she's freaking hilarious on top of that. The Auburn Alabama dating game is still my favorite episode.

  4. …I kinda gotta play.


    I think their hugging?

    Does that mean heโ€™s in?

    I think heโ€™s in.

    Automatic conference win, boys.

    Pound it.

  5. As an educated Arkansas fan it's kind of cringy to see the comments saying "But we dominate track". The truth is our mens team hasn't won a national title since 2011 indoors, and they seem to be getting worse. We only place so high at the conference meet bc our distance runners score a lot of points. Unfortunately that is only because the sec is weak in those events. So realistically, at the national level, half of the teams in the sec are just as good if not better than arkansas at track. Sorry hog nation, but it's not the 90s anymore.

  6. Undefeated Arkansas @ Ole Miss this week end baby!

    And Arkansas beat Portland State by a whole touchdown so you know they're back!

  7. 2:22 ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

  8. This is exactly what is wrong with Razorback football. The players are a bunch of sissies and we've let the women take over. What is this pussy shit, anyway? This wouldn't even be funny if we were coming off an undefeated season.

  9. Remember LizHoney?

    But the truth is I have more respect for her and her kind than for the fair-weather fans who have jumped on the Bama bandwagon only after Saban started winning championships. A LOT more respect. Roll Tide in spite of them.

  10. Omg! I canโ€™t stand Arkansas ( pronounced-AR- KANSAS) but Iโ€™m 57 and Arkansasโ€™s mom is kinda hot! Kinda I think.. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜Š yeah maybe, what the hell I mean who am I to be picky now???๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ†

  11. I go to Wichita State, we stopped playing football, and let me just say it was the biggest mistake we've ever made. Don't discontinue your football program, once you do, you can never bring it back. We've been trying since 86.

  12. Have fun not making the playoff also for every one in the sec not named Bama. Georgia made it one time
    The sec over the past 7 yrs have been Bama, There isnโ€™t one team in the pac 12 right now or big 12 right now that wouldnโ€™t be favored against ark. I donโ€™t get the whole fans cheering for a conference as much as their own team,
    Do fans of other sec teams not named Bama buy hats t shirts that say sec national champions, because in the sec as of late itโ€™s been Bama and everybody else

  13. Being from WV my heart goes out to Arkansas, anyone can be a Alabama, Ohio State or Clemson fan, to root for our teams Arkansas or WVU you got to be tough and able to believe next year, next year, next year, next year till they lower you into the ground, dangit we might be the toughest fans in football. Those three teams I mentioned above, how hard is it to be a Alabama fan, if not this year your pretty guaranteed within every 4 or 5 years to have a national championship, not us it never happens, never ever ever. Deep inside we know the only way we ever win it is probably a nuclear attack and West Virginia or Arkansas is just not important enough to take out, but do we quit,,,,,,,,nope we soldier on! I salute you Razor Back fans, I bow and take off my WVU cap and hope with you that a miracle happens, so my hope will be strengthened through you!!! If we by force brought Nick Saban back home to West Virginia and forced him to coach at WVU would that really be so bad, just taking back what is rightfully ours and since Alabama is his team shouldnโ€™t we also bring them home, dress them in blue and gold and call them Moutaineerโ€™s, how long could Alabama stay mad at us and would they even come all the way to WV to get their coach and team back, after years and years of winning I think their soft from all their success!!!

  14. This channel deserves more respect and subs Iโ€™m a big ten fan and I still love this channel EDIT: sorry itโ€™s kinda early

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