Welcome to NUT SHOTS Twenty’19. I’m a bit confused as to how this video results in a nut shot. It’s just sheilas grooming a sheep. Where’s he going? Oh, I see, he can smell the cameraman’s ballsack. He thinks it’s a threat. OHHHHH! Got him! Cinematographer down! I dunno what show this is, but it’s the best episode of the season. Baseball now! Bottom of the ninth. Pitch goes wide! SMOOSH! That was a nut seeking missile. The ball had a score to settle with those testes. Oopsy, oopsy daisies. Fly ball out to left field aaand RIGHT in the babymaker. I’m not sure what’s more impressive: the fact he was running fast enough to reach the ball, or that he almost caught it with his fucken dick. – “I’m gonna see if I can throw a boomerang.” Are ya mate? This is like a First Person Boomeranging video game. It’s a solid throw! The boomerang is doing what it’s meant to. It’s coming baaack… – “Aaaaaaaa”. Tennis is a polite sport. It’s so polite that when the ball boy gets ball boy’d, he takes it like a champ. “Did that one crack 200 k’s? It feels like it.” The player checks to make sure he won’t sue. He doesn’t know how. The audience gives him a clap as he limps to hospital. Umpire says “new balls.” Situational awareness is KEY when avoiding testicular injuries while running. Even in sports like pole vaulting! FUCK! That was actually a good vault if you think about it. Perfect execution, and right in the one-eyed snake. Give him the gold. Here’s One Direction doing nothing. OH! Got him in the Styles. The only thing that hurts more than that is Harry and Zayn quitting the band. Yep, he is falling in one direction. HA HA HA! Aaa… This bloke sets up for a sweet ski grind but decides to grind with his nuts. At least there’s ice available. This skateboarder approaches – Ollies – Nails it and NAILS the family jewels. Fuck me, that one was horrifying. This guy plans ahead, hoping to avoid an accident, Aaand… he fucken doesn’t. You’d think roller blades would be safer than skateboarding. You would be dead wrong. This bloke adds a spinny spin- Nah. He cannot escape the Genital Gods. His time was up. He’s trying to outrun the pain. His mates find him down the road, airing out the wound. Sure, an electric skateboard will give you the hang time needed to avoid a hit to the balls. Actually, no it won’t. This guy’s like “I don’t grind rails. I’m a kickflip specialist. My nuts are safer.” No, they’re not. They’re not. Anyway, this video has been bloodier than the Red Wedding, so let’s end on a wholesome note. Gender reveal videos are popular on the internet. OHHHHH my god! Oh it’s a boy! Thank fuck! The family tree can continue, cuz it’s… yeah, his dick is dead.

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Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “Ozzy Man Reviews: Nutcracker Compilation”

  1. 2017, the Boston Red Sox 'Near' Championship team of 1967. Don't remember the story of the kid throwing out the first pitch But there was never a better first pitch thrown.

  2. Bruh…. This video takes me back to elementary. When I hit my mangos on a fucking tetherball pole. My balls looked like Honeydew melons for a week.

  3. i wonder if jousting knights ever got ballsmacked with a tournament lance. first of all it has all the incredible momentun of a charging stallion, second of all the tip is a dull metal that would reverberate like a snap drum against the metal armor and lastly if a tournament lance can unseat almost 400 pounds of armored knight off a 1600 pound horse it would surely hurt and sound like a "GONG!!!" if he got smacked down there


  5. I flinched every nut shot…..but that pole vaulter getting his nutsack upper cutted by the pole…..too funny not to laugh at…..

  6. I'm a shiela, but those videos even made my eyes water!!!!! πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜…

  7. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 i once hit my brother, its kinda painful

  8. Feminists must love this video…

    As for me? I got sick and nauseous just watching…. Damn… I feel bad for these men.

  9. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I’m telling you ozzy mans videos are therapeutic for the soul Brother don’t ever stop making videos gotta go my pan con biste and mid strength beer is here Cheers 🍻 from Miami Florida πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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