I just recently realized, that the majority of my school days are over I don’t know about anyone else, but I just used to think to myself “ugh, school is never gonna end” “12 years plus college is so long to spend just in school” And now, all of a sudden, it’s practically over and it’s like: “W-Wha- what, what happened? Wait I’m not ready to be an adult yet-” And you know what else is scary? I don’t remember pretty much anything I learned from grade six up It’s just a jumble of English papers and random history I didn’t care about. And It makes you question the education system when you think about it -_- So, I don’t remember a lot of the things I studied during school But I do have a lot of dumb “random memories” that I for some reason haven’t forgotten about over the years For example, in first grade I lost my front left tooth in the middle of class And started bleeding all over the place and the teacher had to stop in the middle of the class to get me a tissue and one of those little teeth envelopes to hold the tooth I just spat out I don’t know if schools still use those But they were the funniest concept to me like you come home: “Oh, mom, you got mail” “Oh, what is it?” “Oh it’s not much, it’s just my freakin gross saliva covered baby tooth I ripped outta my head in the middle of school” Do schools still do this? (yes) I don’t know I hope so. “Oh Jaiden, that’s a funny memory. I bet you don’t remember what you were learning about while you bled on everything.” NOPE. You’re wrong. We were learning about Emperor Penguins. Thanks for remembering all those important details brain, ‘appreciate ya. ^-^ I also remember everyone at school kinda fit into a category Athletes, popular kids, nerds, anime nerds, emos, you name ’em. What kind of kid was I in school? You guessed it! The quiet one, who never talked at all… Growing up, I was a shy, quiet person and always had one or two friends in class, if any.. I mean, I’m still pretty reserved but, I mean, that’s not the point. I was so shy that one time my nose started bleeding randomly in a middle of a class and I was too quiet to get up and excuse myself to go to the bathroom or the nurse So, I silently raised my hand waiting to get permission to leave And you know what happened? The teacher took five minutes to call on me I spent five minutes panicking! Trying my best not to bleed on anything looking back, there was a lot of blood involved in these memories OOOO!! Uh, one time a teacher asked the class a question and a few people raised their hand but as he was looking around the room we made eye contact… Oh god “Jaiden!” crap Everyone knows if you don’t want to be called on- don’t make eye contact It’s school 101 “I- I don’t know” He went out to someone else who had their hand raised Which he should have done in the first place If someone doesn’t have their hand raised it means they don’t have an answer. Don’t be mad when you call on someone without their hand raised and they don’t have an answer. So, he continued his lecture and I started calming down from the surprise spotlight But a few minutes later, he had another question. “Can anyone define a peninsula?” Oh, I know what a peninsula is but I don’t know how to describe it so I won’t raise my hand. “Jaiden!” *CRASH* *blood pressure is through the roof* *anxiety* Wh- Th- A- Eh- Are you actually trying to give me a seizure?? “I- uh – I – don’t-” “Do you know?” “No- but, well, I mean- I mean yes, I- I know what it is-” Then he yells: “Then tell me!” The class laughed because he was being sarcastic I thought he was funny too but for some reason I almost started crying He didn’t call on me for the rest of the year. Along with being ‘the shy girl’ I was also known as being ‘the art kid’ I think everyone who is artsy in school can relate Whenever someone found out that you liked to draw, it would immediately turn to: “You like to draw! Can you draw me?!” And the answer would always be: “Heheh, anyway-” Like, the nice way of saying: “Haha, that’s a silly question! No, of course I don’t want to draw you” Several years to this day, people are still asking me if I would draw them things And the answer is still: “Hehe, no.” In my middle school art class on the last day of school, we had a little celebration, end of the year, art competition! Not a drawing contest, but a “who’s the most passionate about art and is most likely going to do something with it in their life and not drop it and get a day job sitting in a cubical all day” … contest Me, having pretty much zero self confidence, already accepted the fact that someone would get it I wasn’t sad or anything, I just knew in my head people weren’t going to vote for me because (1) I never really talk to people and it was a class vote and (2) I dunno, I just didn’t think I was good enough But to my surprise, I actually won 😀 I was so startled when the teacher called my name, like, “W-Wha- me? A-Are you sure? You don’t want to count the votes again?” “Cathy’s pretty good. Everyone likes Cathy.” Friggen Cathy Then high school happened. And I met my high school art teacher This guy, was.. uh- I don’t know how to describe him. I’ve never met someone so… psychopathic. To start, he had this obsession with Pirates of the Caribbean. And, even though there’s nothing wrong with that, I mean, everyone has their fandoms. He would sit back at his desk and blast different remixes of the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack Even when we all were trying to draw. He would hop onto the desks and scream: “Swing your sword!” While whirling around a golf club with a paint brush taped to the end of it No one knew what he meant :/ (obviously means paint :P) We didn’t question anything. He hung a pirate flag on the emergency fire sprinkler A bit of a safety hazard if you ask me But, again, no one questioned him And one time, on a random day of class *Door swings open* “YEEARG!! DRAW ME!!” *hyperventilating* He burst though the door, dressed up completely like a pirate Screaming in peoples faces and running around like a crackpot I didn’t take his class anymore. But that was not the end of Mr. Caption JACKSPARROW NOPE You know why? Because he was one of the tennis coaches! Yup and you all know whos on the tennis team *pft* It wasn’t that bad because he coached the boy’s team His ex-wife coached the girls she got fired later on from sleeping with the track teacher :/ But this story isn’t about her (so ¯_(ツ)_/¯) So he’d be there while we were on the next court with our own drills And one practice, I don’t know what happened But all of a sudden he got super hyped up out of nowhere And started yelling and making a commotion And we all kinda just stopped and looked over at him like: “Okay, what’s he doin’.” And then he started yelling: “I’m gonna jump over the net!” And the rule of tennis for everyone out there is Don’t jump over the net We were all just standing there like “What the heck is going on?” And then he started running to actually do it! And you know what happened? “he safely jumped over the net?” ER Wrong His foot caught the top of it, and it sling shotted him face first into the concrete This is why you don’t jump over the net. “You need to take him to the doctor.” and she’s like: “Nah, he’s fiine.” ಠ_ಠ “Like, no, seriously. He could have a concussion.” “That was a hard hit.” “He’s alright. He’ll shake it off.” “Dude.” So his ex-wife took him to the doctor And we all just stood around for a while. I don’t think he had a concussion but he did get 2 black eyes and had to wear sunglasses in class for like a month And that was school for me. There you go :O Hey dudes, it’s been a while since i talked to you! Sorry I took so long getting this video out 🙁 I am gonna start upload more frequently now so yeah I wanted to let you know real quick before the recording bloopers New T-Shirt designs in the shop now so you might want to check those bad boys out ^-^ yea heh I always record in my closet and Ari’s in here with me. You got anything to say Ari? *quack* *squeak* “Quack?” *quack* Ok. So yeah, see ya later alligator :3 *Bloopers* Quiet person, and i always only had one and a- o- hmhm D: . I was so shy that ofm my neck popped :O (*weak chuckle*) *Bloopers* Which he should have done in the first- *Squeak Squeak* *Bloopers* hey. *Bloopers* Which he should have done in the first- *Squeak Peep* *Bloopers*I Ari- *Bloopers* *Breath in, laughs* *Bloopers* Which he should have *laughs* in the- *Bloopers* god dang it *Bloopers* I think that actually helped me continue doing art actually *hmph wait* *Bloopers* *Quack quack* *Bloopers* *quack quack quack* *Bloopers* “Quack quack” *quack quack quack quack*

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Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “My School Stories”

  1. Me: I need some QUALITY content
    Video: How about Jaiden animations?
    Me: I don’t know
    Video: School stories made almost 500,000,00 Years ago
    Me: GREAT IDEA
    Me again: WAIT BAD IDEA STOP

  2. there have been so many times when I was stretching and the teacher called on me. MY ELBOW WAS IN THE AIR. MY ELBOW!

  3. Yep. I had that happen in my math class in high school, about 9th, two popular girls wanted me to draw them, I said no, but gave in. I'm bad under social pressure.

  4. Uhh to name more kid types
    Bullies
    Butts
    Kids with yt channels which is me
    Fortnite kids
    Obey teacher kids
    And uhh
    That’s all

  5. Did you do that at Whitaker they give up out of envelopes they give us a treasure chest and kind of sucks I've only had two teeth that the school lost it I have two treasure chests now so you're glad you're not me I had to clean my room to get a new bed

  6. Im the kid in 4 categories

    1: Im the Art girl
    2: Im the pokemon FAN GRIL / Eeveelotoin and eevee FAN
    3:Sort of popular with the class
    4: The talking kid

  7. I have this art teacher and he's fucking whack. Last year I had beginning art and he refused to teach our class because he taught tennis second semester so the ceramics teacher took over teaching us and they hated each other- when the other left the room they would shit talk each other. I have him this year for advanced art and today he made us draw him while standing on a desk holding the golf club with the paintbrush on it 😐

  8. Jaiden you have completely inspired me… now I want to try to b like u and I want a pet bird!!! Luv u and thx!

  9. OH SHAP I am a shy kid and I am the best drawer 🙂 in my school and I never rase my hand!

    (cuz I'm a shy blob)

  10. I remember that I let a moth into my house and it bit a hole in my mom's jacket pocket and I remember it was a wednesday. Idk why but I remember really random information about random moments.

  11. Student: I cutted my Finger.
    School Nurse: Tea…

    Student 2: I'm feeling a Terrible Heartache.
    School Nurse: Tea!

    Student 3: I'm dying slowly, i'm feeling that my Heart is Pounding 100 times per Second, i'm Getting More Cooler than a Deceased , please help me, because my Doctor said to me that i have only 2 days of life.
    School Nurse: Throws a Teacup at the student 3 and put the Thumbs up

  12. At my school, instead of envelopes, you got a little treasure box to put it in. When I transferred schools, they had something different where you got this, like, rubber string with a case that looks like a tooth and you wear your tooth around your neck all day. It was something.

  13. If you don’t talk to people you don’t make enemies so Jaiden nobody hates you because you’re too afraid to say anything to them.

  14. In school I would always make eye contact with teachers so much that they wouldn’t call on me because I would have answered most of the questions

  15. I was never asked to draw people in elementary 🙁

    Whenever I did draw someone everyone was like ehh… and I’m like: am I that bad??

  16. About teeth? Well primary 2 (2ndgrade for u guys) I was chewing on chewing gum THEN MY TEETH GOT STUCK ON THE GUM THEN IT DROPPED OUT

  17. When I was at school, we also had those envelopes, and I lost my tooth in the middle of English, it was super loose so I wasn’t surprised but I ALSO bled all over the place 😅

  18. I started watching odds1out first and really love his artwork style and story telling. Which got me interested in your channel. Love your videos!

  19. If someone asked me to draw them I would just draw a circle and a smiley face then hand it to them 😂

  20. I used little tooth necklaces :3 One day I wanted one so stinkin badly I asked for one ;w; I regret it cause I had to explain to everybody I didn't lose a stinkin tooth…

  21. have I got a story for you!

    I graduated high school last year and the I moved to another state. So I had an art claas my final semester and I loved it. I was in that one group that was always the loud ones (but we still got our work done on time) My group would always make weird comments and stories about our art teacher. One day my friend Jada was like " lol I bet the only reason Mr. Pace (our teacher) can deal with us is cause he does pot". and me being the calm one in the group was like " girl naw leave him alone , that one is too outrageous", and went back to work. A few weeks later after graduation and when I moved she texted me " YOU DOUBTED US ,BUT WE WERE RIGHT"!!! This gurl sent me an article that said Mr. Pace got arrested and charged cause he was caught selling an buy pot to/from students at the school!! I honestly couldn't believe it but he was indeed arrested and fired so now they have a new art teacher.

    Ps. Tbh I shouldn't have been surprised cause crazy things have always happened at that school.

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