– [Dunk] Hey guys, I’m a Minecraft video now. Today, I’m going for the World Record for Minecraft. Tony, start the timer… Today, I’m building the new castle from the movie Ratatouille. Can I get 13 comments in the description saying $200 dollars so I can get paid for making this video? Amirite-
Amirite, fellas? Today, I’m gonna be the first person, in the world, to beat Starcraft in over 7 minutes. Now, I know you guys are gonna be saying that
“I’m selling out by playing Minecraft”, but if you are a real Dunkey fan, you know that I originally started out as a Minecraft channel. So, it’s a game that I have a lot invested in, you know, over the years, I’ve played it a lot. But before we go any further, I want to say that this is the first time I’ve played Minecraft. I know, I know… So, don’t be mad at me if I don’t know how to craft “The Blade of El Diablo”, okay? Whatever you freaking Minecraft idiots are doing. I don’t really play baby games like this, you know, I’m more of a Call of Duty guy, you know, shooting guns. You know, like Gears of War, like, I like blood games, like, Rated M. Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony! Check out this sweet headshot I’m about to pull off on this freaking mine block! (Laughs) It’s not even moving! Uh- Oh-
(Stutters) Oh, did I do that?! That’s my new catchphrase. Why is everything taking so long to break? So stupid! God… Again, I’ve never played Minecraft. Can we actually get an Animated Gif of a Dancing Otter on the screen? Bro, if you keep bouncing, you do a… Bro Hop… and you can go faster, if you have the knife out. Right now, I need to get some Gunk Rock to build the trampoline for Ratatouille’s house. Whoa! Whoa! What is that?! What is that?!
(Laughing) (Laughs) Yo, this game is glitched out right now! Report bug. Uh, can we get 200 comments, in the comments, talking about how Notch is a failed game designer? I’m sneaking into the enemy base, guys. Ha-Haa! Yeah! Oh, bro-! Oh-! Zombies is in this?! Bro!
Ha-Ha-Haaa! Bro, this guy is lucky I don’t have my M16 right now, with the ACOG Sight and some freaking Claymores, I tell you what. (Laughs) Yeah, no problem-
I took him out, no problem. Gotta remember I was ranked- What was that? Who did that? Bro, there’s guns in this?! Bro, I just found a Creeper. I’m gonna chuck this egg at him, like Jackass. PAH! (Laughs) Eight time, chicken-
(Chicken Clucking Sound Effect) – “Chicken headshot!” – Ha-ha-ha-haa! But… Did I Mine That?! Bro, Bro! How come horses doesn’t work in this game? Bro! How come you can’t go on horses in Minecraft? Bro, bro, it’s not working.
(Music Overlapping) Bro, Minecraft, Horse. Bro, Minecraft, go on the horse. Bro, how come more horses don’t work in Minecraft, bro? Bro, the horse button isn’t working to go on the horse in Minecraft, bro, it’s broken. Bro, how-? Well, I think I got enough ore for my mine now. Remember guys, if you like my Minecraft videos, to leave 17 different comments about what your favorite pizza is. DiGiorno or Tombstone? Uh-oh, guys! We’re running out of time for my speedrun! Let’s start building
Ratatoullie’s palace now. This is where he goes to… make his recipes. Bah… Bah… Boom. No, we need-
That’s the door. We need that open. That’s where he accesses the building. Now, we’re gonna build this. This is called… The Receding Wall. The Preceding Wall.
(Retaining wall) If you — into construction buildings, like me. Now, Wes, we’re gonna build this roof. [Okay.] This roof is made out of aluminum. [Yep, totally.] There it is! The Eiffel Building from Ratatouille! So, thank you guys for watching! We beat the speedrun. So the- (stutters)
What? Well, that was easy! Thank for watching, guys!
I beat the World Record. Remember, everybody, to subscribe to my comments. [OUTRO]
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