[upbeat jazz music] ♪ – SO, GIG,
SHOULD WE STRETCH FIRST? – NO, LET’S JUST, YOU KNOW,
STAY TIGHT AND GET INJURED. – CHECK IT OUT.
LEW ALCINDOR. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. – WHAT’S GOING ON?
– THAT JUST– SOMETHING JUST TWEAKED–
A LITTLE SOMETHING–REAL BAD. – I LIKE TO ROTATE
UNTIL THE PAIN SPREADS AND IT’S MORE OF A NUMB–
NUMB EVERYWHERE KIND OF THING. – THERE IT IS! YOU KNOW, IT’S NICE TO SEE
HOW SORT OF LOOPY AND WEIRD
YOUR ARMS ARE. – I’VE GOT REAL NOODLE ARMS
THESE DAYS. – [chuckling]
– THAT’S RIGHT! I WAS LIKE “YO, BOO! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT ASS,
KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?” LET’S GET IT UP, GET IT UP! – YOU GUYS ARE REALLY BLACK.
FREAKIN’ COMMODORES. – AHH!
THAT’S MY BALL! IT’S A LITTLE FLAT, BUT–
– GET THAT BALL OUTTA HERE, YO. LET’S CHOOSE IT UP.
WE GOT TWO AND FOUR. WE GOT SIX.
– I’LL SERVE. IF YOU GUYS JUST
WANNA HANG OUT. – WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, YO?
– I DON’T KNOW. – LET’S CHOOSE TEAMS UP, BABY.
LET’S CHOOSE TEAMS UP. – I GOT MY MAN RIGHT HERE.
– MIKE-MIKE BE BALLIN’! MIKE-MIKE!
LET ME SEE WHO I WANT. JJ!
WHOOPTY-WHOO! BOO! YOU KNOW
HOW TO DO IT, JJ. – WE COME AS A PAIR. – I’LL GET THIS BOB BARKER, RON PAUL LOOKIN’ DUDE
RIGHT HERE. – DAMN. YOU BE RIGHT ON THE
BUTTON WITH THESE FOOLS, MAN. BUT, SISTER, GIMME
JUDI DENCH UP IN HERE. YOU KNOW WHO JUDI DENCH IS,
RIGHT? [hysterical laughter] – ALL RIGHT, DAME JUDI DENCH
READY TO SHOOT SOME HOOPS. – BALL UP, BALL UP! – I’LL SCRATCH YOU UP.
– ALL RIGHT. – OH!
– OKAY, ALL RIGHT. – GET OVER HERE, Y’ALL.
COME ON, MAN. – FIRST OFF… O.J. DID IT, ALL RIGHT? – YOU KNOW, MY ANALYST SAYS THAT IF I DON’T GET OUT
AND PLAY MORE, THAT, UH, I’M NEVER GONNA GET
BACK IN THE GAME, PROBABLY. – I’M GONNA BE HONEST
WITH YOU, MAN. – UH-HUH.
– YOU TERRIBLE. – NOW MY BOY, GIL–
THAT GUY IS NO GOOD. I COULD REALLY
LAY HIM OUT QUICKLY. WITH HIM OUT OF THE WAY,
I THINK WE’RE JUST GONNA BE… 360 SPINS AND SLAM DUNK
POINTERS. – DUDE. – TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME.
I’M NOT ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS. – OH, I PUT A LOT MORE THAN
MY HANDS INSIDE MY STUDENTS. – OH! GET OFF OF ME! [chewing sounds]
[bone pops] OW!
– OH! SNAP! – YOU POPPED MY SHOULDER. – AND RON PAUL JUST BROKE
PHIL SPECTOR’S SHOULDER, YO. – MY FRIEND HAS
A POPPED SHOULDER. PLEASE GIVE ME
A BURNT BAGEL FOR ME.

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Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “Kroll Show – Oh, Hello – Basketball”

  1. I don't know why you thought I was being sarcastic. Wait…are YOU being sarcastic? Man, you try to make friends on here and people just shut ya down…

  2. I honestly try to enjoy this show and try to laugh but it's just not funny. Comedy Central made a bad move renewing this for a second season.

  3. this show surprised the hell out of me. i thought it would be another throw away show but some of the skits have been amazing. wheels Ontario specifically

  4. Unfortunately this video ends before the true hilarity in the doctor's office begins… "And I have bagel-induced cholesterol." and "I let my cats piss on me, fa health" are two of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  5. I despise all forms of cannabis, it makes you think you're smart when you're actually being stupid, and if you are stupid, it chills you out. Kroll is a comedic genius, OOOOOOOOOh K

  6. Nick Kroll is hilarious. but its only a matter of time before Kroll Show goes the way of "chocolate news", "sarah silverman program", "Nick Swardson's: Pretend time", Demitri Martin's show, and so many other CC single season-ers we're all since forgotten about.

  7. Life sucks. My good friend has started seeing a stunning gal basically because 60 days ago he joined a website called Master Attraction (Google it if you wish to know more.) I’m so envious since I want to fall madly in love too. Why is it so difficult? I’m going to look at this Jake Ayres man’s information. Funny thing is, my friend previously had Zero joy with girls. How could you improve so swiftly? His lady’s a banging model…

  8. I like these two characters on kroll Show. If Nick kroll kept them to this type of sketch instead of Too Much Tuna it'd be much much more funny.

  9. "Get your hand off me, St. Geegland, I'm not one of your students!"
    "I put a lot more than my hands inside my students!"
    Oh, man.

  10. "Getcha hands off me St. Geegland,
    I'm not one of ya students!"

    "Oh I put more than my hands in my students."
    GEORGE YOU OK???

  11. "get your hands off me I'm not one of your students!" "o I put a lot more than my hands inside of my students." rofl😂😄😅 kills me every time.

  12. When he said, " I put a lot more than my hands in my students " I was like: WOOOOOOAAAHHH! HOL' UP! DAT'S NOT RIGHT😲😲😲

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