[rhythmic bass beat,
sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN
THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC?
– IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH
OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC
‘CAUSE I’M GAY. YOU CAN’T HANDLE
A GAY MAN’S MUSIC. – NO, NO, NO. IT’S–I’M TRYING TO WORK HERE, AND THAT MUSIC
IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL. – OH, I SEE. SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD. YOU JUST CAN’T FATHOM A MAN
BEING ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER MAN. – I CAN FATHOM IT.
IT’S– CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LISTEN
TO SOME OTHER GAY MUSIC, LIKE BARBRA STREISAND
OR SOMETHING– – OH, I SEE, I SEE.
OKAY. SO LISTENING
TO BARBRA STREISAND IS GAY. STEREOTYPE MUCH? [keys clacking] SO YOU SEEING
ANYBODY LATELY? – YEAH, I-I MEAN, KIND OF. I THINK– – ‘CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD
LAST NIGHT. OH, IT WAS LIKE, DAMN!
I MEAN, MY MAN WAS LIKE, BLOP! LIKE, HE HAD A BABY ARM HOLDING
ON TO A APPLE. – AW, DON’T CALL IT
A BABY ARM. – AW. I SEE. SO YOU CAN’T HANDLE HEARING
ABOUT HOW I’M GAY. I’M SORRY. – YOU JUST REFERRED
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND’S PENIS AS A BABY’S ARM
HOLDING AN APPLE. – WELL, THAT’S WHAT
IT LOOKED LIKE. AND IT’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND,
BY THE WAY. AND “ANYWHATS,”
YOU’RE HOMOPHOBIC. – NO, NO, NO.
THAT’S NOT HOMOPHOBIC, OKAY? YOU’RE EXPLICITLY TALKING
ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS IN THE WORKPLACE. – FINE. THERE’S PLENTY OF STUFF
THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT. YOU KNOW, UH, MY PENIS CUP, MY SCROTUM COZIES THAT I HAVE
BEEN KNITTING RECENTLY– OH, WITH THESE KNITTING NEEDLES
THAT I HAVE JUST NOTICED LOOK LIKE LITTLE, SKINNY,
PURPLE PENISES, ET CETERA AND ET CETERA. – OH, MY GOD. – CAN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE, AND THEN YOU TELL ME
IF IT’S GOOD FOR FACEBOOK? – OKAY, I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN
YOU’RE GOING TO SHOW ME SOMETHING OVERTLY SEXUAL. – DON’T YOU PREJUDGE ME!
HERE IT IS. – AGH! [bleep]! THAT’S A CLOSE-UP
OF AN ANUS. – OH, NO, THAT’S NOTANANUS. THAT’S MY ANUS, BABY GIRL. – THAT’S DISGUSTING.
– OH, I SEE. SO YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE
A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF MY ANUS ‘CAUSE YOU HATE GUY MEN. – NO. I DON’T WANT TO LOOK
AT A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF ANYONE’S ANUS. – HOMOPHOBE. HOMOPHOBE.
THERE’S A HOMOPHOBE RIGHT HERE. HO–
[blows whistle] HOMOPHOBE ALERT! [high-pitched voice]
HOMOPHOBE! [imitating siren wailing] – HEY. – HEY, BABY.
HOW’S IT GOING? – GOOD.
READY TO GO TO LUNCH? – YEAH. UH, LATRELL, THIS IS GAVIN. GAVIN, THIS IS LATRELL.
THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND. – HOW YOU DOING? – I’M–I’M–
I’M DOING VERY WELL. HOW–HOW ARE YOU DOING,
GAVIN–GAVIN? – GREAT. WANT TO GO?
– YEAH. – NICE TO MEET YOU. – NO, TRUST ME.
IT’S NOT. – NO?
– THAT’S THE GUY. – OH. – OH…
I GET IT. I’M NOT PERSECUTED.
I’M JUST A ASSHOLE. AH.

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Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Office Homophobe”

  1. It would have been funnier without all the phallic objects. And if this was a Hollywood portrayal Latreal would have been murdered in the end.

  2. Just asked for a permission to have this re-uploaded on my personal Facebook Page for awareness and help! Thank you!

  3. This is what people mean when they talk about SJWs, with one critical difference: SJWs are often not the thing they claim people are bigoted against.

  4. This makes me think… I’m not a left wing extremist, and I’m not right winged or a right winged extremist, and I’m not trying to be pushy on anything really, I just want everyone to be treated equally with no problem and this videos message partially explains that in a way and it’s perfect

  5. Reading the comments is exactly what I thought it would be. A bunch of actual homophobes using Key's stereotyped character as an excuse to hate on real gay people. This sketch was just in really poor taste, honestly.

  6. Key: like 10% of gays that are the ones that stand out and are used to stereotype gays

    Peele: the rest of the gays

  7. Its a reality of Gay people…Lots of show off…
    We really don't care whether you are gay or straight…
    It's your personal thing…
    Don't show off…

  8. There is so much truth in this… you don’t want me flaunting my sexuality in your face all the time, so please grant me the same liberty… you don’t want to watch me suck someone’s face in public, so please don’t make me watch you do that- no matter whose face you choose to suck on. Nobody wants to see that.

  9. It takes a big man to blow a penis whistle and lick a penis lollipop on camera for the whole world to see for all of the rest of man kinds existence.

  10. Man if these skits were made today vs 2013 snowflake liberals woulda had key n peele cancelled and we woulda missed out on 5 great seasons

  11. I EFFING LOVE THESE GUYS! This is how I feel about people these days. GOD FORBID WE GET OFFENDED. 😭🤣😭🤣

  12. Y'all watch a skit about an asshole who weaponizes his identity to harass coworkers and you use it to say shit like "Key is basically all activist gays". What the fuck is an activist gay? Being gay or queer or whatever basically traps you in activism. Just walking down the fucking street with your partner ends up being activism.

    The reason folks like Peele's character are able to exist calmly and publicly is because "activist gays" got beaten in the street for his right to exist. And the reason Peele's character could still legally be fired for being gay is because "activist gays" haven't won that battle yet. If you wanna trash "activist gays", you'd better understand why they're still out there fighting. And if you do understand and still think gay rights activists are a problem—you're just, well, an actual homophobe.

    This isn't an anti-gay rights sketch, you evil clowns. It's explicitly just anti-asshole. I think the biggest tragedy of Key and Peele is that they create these really thoughtful and provocative skits about homophobia, abuse, racism, evil clowns, systemic injustice, cunnilingus—and then all the comments are basically variations of the same three edgy dudes who just use it to justify their South Park bullshit. It's like white people who like Blazing Saddles because they think it gives them an excuse to use the n-word.

  13. To be honest l work with a gay person who acts like that , when we take group office pictures he bends over in a twerk position while we all standing up ,always uses this moto of his called “soo gay” even in his IG pictures

  14. I love that there are so many truths to that video being a gay man and knowing how some of our brains work till things backfire and you realize you just need to take it on the chill side I love these guys so funny but yet the crude humor is very tasteful thankyou guys for all your videos they always bring me up when I am down

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