– WHEN SHE DOES TALK,
LIKE, YOU’RE LISTENING.
, OH, MY GOD.
LAST TIME, I WAS LIKE, “WHO ARE YOU?
YOU’RE BRILLIANT.” – I KNOW.
– [gasps] OH, MY GOD! – [gasps]
OH, MY GOD. both: OH, MY GOD!
– AMY, LOOK AT THAT ONE! – OH, MEGAN!
– HE IS SO CUTE. – THAT IS
THE CUTEST F-ING PUPPY I’VE EVER SEEN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. – OH, MY GOD,
I’M JUST GONNA TAKE HIM, AND I JUST WANNA BITE
HIS LITTLE EARS OFF. – I JUST WANNA TAKE
HIS LITTLE LEGS, AND I COULD SNACK ON ‘EM
LIKE CHICKEN DRUMETTES. – YEAH, I JUST WANNA TAKE
HIS FUZZY LITTLE PERFECT HEAD. I WANNA PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
AND SQUEEZE DOWN ON IT HARD UNTIL I HAVE A PUPPY FACE
DIAMOND IN MY MOUTH. – MM, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE
TO WRAP HIS FACE IN A TOWEL AND THEN BEAT IT
WITH A TIRE IRON. – I’M GOING TO BUY THAT DOG,
I’M GOING DRIVE HIM TO THE VET, AND I’M GOING TO HAVE HIM
PUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY. – [gasps]
OH, MY GOD. YOU WHAT I’M GONNA HAVE TO DO?
– WHAT? – I’M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE
THAT SCRUFFY LITTLE NOSE… – YES.
– AND JUST KICK IT. I JUST HAVE TO–
– YES. – I WOULD KICK IT
UNTIL IT COMES UP ON MY SHOES LIKE LITTLE PUPPY
SNOUT SLIPPERS. AND THEN I’M GONNA GO
TO A PARTY AND EVERYONE’S LIKE, “OH, MY GOD, WHERE’D YOU
GET THOSE SLIPPERS?” I’LL BE LIKE, “THESE ARE
MY FACE SLIPPERS FROM MY ADORABLE,
DUMB LITTLE PUPPY.” – THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT
I WAS GOING TO SAY! – ESP! – OH, MY GOD, I JUST WANNA
TAKE HIS HEAD. I WANNA PEEL THE SKIN
OFF OF HIS SKULL. – I KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING. – I WANNA JUST START THROWING IT
UP LIKE PIZZA DOUGH. UNTIL IT’S LONG, FLAT,
AND ROUND. I WANNA TAKE IT TO A PICNIC AND
TOSS IT AROUND LIKE A FRISBEE AT A PUPPY-FACE-FRISBEE
PICNIC! – LET’S GET HIM!
– YEAH! – SO CUTE.
– SO CUTE. OH, MY GOD,
IS IT ME, OR IS IT LIKE TOTALLY
MOSQUITO-Y OUT HERE? – OH, MY GOD,
REMEMBER THIS ONE? HE WAS SO CUTE.
– SO CUTE.

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Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Cute Puppies”

  1. Key and Peele’s worst skit ever. Must’ve been one of their first

    Plus they talk about abusing puppies. I wouldn’t be surprised if some retards watched this and thought it would be cool to try some of those things on a puppy.

    Shame on you guys for glorifying animal abuse for “comedic” purposes

  2. That’s how my cousin and I were We’d say something was so cute we could throw it into a cactus! 🤣🤣Of course you don’t mean its just that something can be so adorable it like you have to pinch it and yourself to know it’s alive and real lol

  3. This might seem harmless on the surface, but people have actually done some of these things and uploaded them to the internet.

  4. Disguising straight up EVIL with HUMOR…for the desensitized to injest.
    Someone commented on how some of their skits start off funny then turn Dark..Darkness is the word. (Sin) The bible says " Out of the heart ,of a man, the mouth speaks"…I can personally appreciate some things they make but I can still recognize how demented their minds/ the writers minds must be. Normal people see a cute puppy and want to pet, feed, play with and overall love on them…in the "skit" they "pretend " to fantasize and plan abusing, dismembering, eating and killing the poor baby animal…and it's sad people just sit back and take this crap in as humor when its basically demonic. Do you not realize There ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO ACTUALLY THINK THIS WAY?!?!…. WHO KILL animals , children, and adults. I wouldn't be surprised if K&P were Satanist. They constantly incorporate the Devil horns, hand gesture, into their skits. Dont be decieved!…this world has truly evil demonic people throughout…and they love to put their wickedness in your faces Laughing at folks blindly and ignorantly accepting it as Humor/entertainment…but some know better. Some skits are pretty funny but THIS one disgusted me and I saw nothing funny. Sometimes laughter is an involuntary response to surprise, shock, unexpected or graphic content. I've seen many "comedians" use this tactic to get laughs. When really people are jolted by the extremes of it…gay jokes, incest jokes, pedophilia jokes, rapist jokes…ect ect…Satan uses humor too. A spoonful of sugar helps the debauchery go down…in the most desensitizing way…Smdh. It's disgusting. Thank God some of us recognize what's being done.

  5. Omggggggg me and my bish 💓💓💓💓🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🥰🥰🥰🥰🏄🏽‍♀️🏄🏽‍♀️🏄🏽‍♀️🏄🏽‍♀️😇😇😇😇😇

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