Four jokers, one loser. We’re here
at Dix Hills Golf Course where people are having
just a great day playing golf. Beautiful. I don’t have to explain this
to you, do I? Nope. I’m just gonna
ruin people’s golf game. Both: Yeah. I added two and two.
I got four. There you go.
You got four? -Oh.
-And it all comes together. And that’s how it goes.
-Wow! Swipe. Swipe. Beautiful, beautiful day here
at Dix Hills Course, right? Sun is shining,
birds are chirping. -Oh, yeah.
-Nothing could ruin this day. -Uh-oh.
-Oh! -Here he comes.
-There he is. The ruiner of fun —
Sal Vulcano. You just got to mess up
every game. You just got to mess up
every game. Look out.
Here comes a ball. That’s a shot. Q: Oh, there it is. -Come on, buddy.
-Go play that ball, Sal. Oh, God. Golf is all about rules
and etiquette, right? -Yes, these people —
-You don’t violate this. -Traditions.
-And then there’s Sal who’s coming in to destroy
all of it in one fell swoop. Sal: I’m so nervous
and I don’t know what to do. who’s coming in to destroy
I hate this a lot right now. Q: Oh, my God.
Waving at no one. -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hit it!
There we go! There we go! Hit it!
There we go! There we go! Sir! Sir!
My friend. Hold it. [ Laughter ] This one here is
a Top Flite, though. Well…
What, you picked it up? Oh. [ Laughter ] Maybe you need to
go over there. Q: “All right, thank you.”
Hit it again. [ Laughter ] Thank you. I appreciate it.
I don’t know. I thought you said that
that wasn’t your ball. Well, I… Man, I am glad
this is not me. Oh, my God. Murr: Oh.
There’s the ball. They’re asking you to move
right where that ball landed. I want you on a business call —
a big merger, buddy. Bob, I don’t have time for this.
I’m on the links. I say we merge.
I don’t care. I’m sorry, hold on, Bob.
I got to merge. I’m sorry, I was on a call.
I didn’t hear you. You can’t go on the green
with the cart. I’m sorry? You can’t go on the green
with the cart. Oh, I’m sorry, I was on a call.
I’m so sorry. [ Laughter ] Merge, guys.
Merge the two companies. Just —
Just spin in circles. No.
After today — After today, the two
companies become one. Yeah, I don’t know. Well, I have stock options. I’m getting nauseous. [ Laughter ] You knew where I’d be. Joe: Here we go, Sal.
Teeing off. All right, Sal,
grab the bucket of balls in the back of the cart. Go dump them
right around their ball. Q: Oh, that is good.
Here we go. Here we go. Q: Oh, that is good.
Here we go. Here we go. Oh, they’re watching you.
They’re watching you. Oh-ho-ho! Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely. That’s why
I’m trying my best. [ Laughter ] -Sal, hit it.
-Sal, hit it!
-Hit it, Sal. Go! Sir, I was —
’cause you’re right in the way of the thing there. -Yeah, ’cause we’re playing.
-We’re playing here. -Oh, no, I —
-We’re gonna play through. -So wait until we’re —
-Oh, no. As well. As well. Me, too.
No trouble. I was — I was also playing. Oh! I would’ve got that in.
I would’ve got that. All right. I would’ve got that one
in, but… Oh, my God. [Bleep] Joe:
Get in there, Sal. [ Whistles ] Sal: How’s your game
going so far today? -Okay.
-He’s teeing two balls. “I’ll take
the closer one.” I could pick up the closer ball
if you want. We’ll line it up together.
We’ll double-team it. -Oh, you want to take that one?
-Yeah, I’ll take that one. -Yeah, Sal!
-I’ll get that one. Q: He’s a charming son
of a bitch, man. Sal, you sink this shot,
it’s over. ♪♪ All: Oh! -Oh, my God!
-Whoa! Are you kidding me? Ride off into the sunset,
champion. I’ll teach you everything
I know. I can’t believe it. Q: Wow. Here’s to a
beautiful friendship. [ Laughter ] Can’t get any better
than this. I agree.
We’re winning it.