[whistle]>>RUDY MANCUSO: Hey [bleep] bags! Can we play?>>PAGE KENNEDY: You wanna play basketball?>>RUDY MANCUSO: Yeah. Us three vs. you three. [laughing] What the [bleep] is so funny?>>PAGE KENNEDY: I’m saying man, you come out here with a speedo on…you got flip flops.>>SPLACK: What are you guys about three feet tall?>>TIMOTHY KENNEDY: You’re drinking alcohol.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay, listen Dr. Dre, first of all this isn’t alcohol, k. It’s, uh… it’s gatorade. Second of all, let’s play. What’s the problem? [chuckles]
>>PAGE KENNEDY: Y’all serious?>>RUDY MANCUSO: Look, look do we look like we’re joking, look at our faces.>>PAGE KENNEDY: Man, y’all weird as [bleep] man.>>ANWAR JIBAWI: What are you guys supposed to be? Some type of rap group and [bleep]?>>SPLACK: Woah, wait who are you supposed to be? A [bleep] mariachi band? [laughing]>>RUDY MANCUSO: Yes, actually.>>SPLACK: Oh. Oh [bleep], my fault.>>OSCAR MIRANDA: Shouldn’t you guys be stealing or getting arrested or something?>>RUDY MANCUSO & ANWAR JIBAWI: Oh, oh!>>TIMOTHY KENNEDY: Shouldn’t you be moving my lawn?>>PAGE KENNEDY: Ha! [laughing]>>ANWAR JIBAWI: What the [bleep] you say?>>PAGE KENNEDY: Wait, wait, wait, wait, what’s he doing?
>>ANWAR JIBAWI: I’ll [bleep] kill you [bleep]!>>RUDY MANCUSO: Alright, calm down, calm down Anwar.>>PAGE KENNEDY: Is he supposed to be scary looking?>>SPLACK: I think he’s trying to scare us.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Alright, come on. Let’s do it, let’s play. [chuckles]>>PAGE KENNEDY: [Bleep] it. Let’s do it.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Oh wait, guys let’s finish your beers. I mean gatorade. Take these shots for good luck. Okay, let’s play.>>PAGE KENNEDY: You guys know how to play right?>>RUDY MANCUSO: No, not really, no.>>PAGE KENNEDY: Alright man, you gotta…>>RUDY MANCUSO: Of course we know how to play, I’m just kidding. Come on let’s [bleep] play.>>PAGE KENNEDY: What the [bleep]? [cheering] What the [bleep]?>>RUDY MANCUSO, ANWAR JIBAWI & OSCAR MIRANDA: Ole!>>PAGE KENNEDY: Yo!>>RUDY MANCUSO: Bring me down, bring me down, bring me down. What?>>PAGE KENNEDY: What the [bleep] are you doing, you stupid? That’s not how you play basketball.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Listen Biggie Smalls, you got a problem with how we play?>>PAGE KENNEDY: You don’t play basket with your…>>RUDY MANCUSO: Oh, okay okay. Sorry, sorry, go ahead.>>PAGE KENNEDY: I was saying, you don’t play basketball with your…>>RUDY MANCUSO: Alright, no, no sorry, last time, sorry. Go ahead.>>PAGE KENNEDY: You don’t play basketball with your [bleep] feet! Hey you know what, this is weird bro. I’m out man.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay, listen listen listen. One more game. We play our way and you play your way. Winner gets five hundred dollars. [chuckles]>>PAGE KENNEDY: Let’s do it.>>RUDY MANCUSO: It’s a deal. Okay, listen guys. We got to beat these son of a [bleep].>>PAGE KENNEDY: There ain’t no way that I’m about to lose to a bunch of hairy Mexican midgets.>>RUDY MANCUSO: We gotta win this for our people, for our families, okay, it’s not about the money… Yes it is.>>PAGE KENNEDY: Just play smart. All we gotta do is get that ball in that basket, it’s simple.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Let’s make our mothers proud, huh!>>ANWAR JIBAWI: My mother abandoned me bro, you know that.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay, let’s make our fathers proud, huh!>>OSCAR MIRANDA: Bro, my dad abandoned me.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Jesus Christ.>>PAGE KENNEDY: We ain’t losing to those Ricky Martin looking mother [bleep], man!>>SPLACK: [Bleep] Ricky Martin!>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay, let’s make our wives proud!>>ANWAR JIBAWI: [Bleep] my wife!>>RUDY MANCUSO: You guys have side chicks?>>ANWAR JIBAWI: Oh yeah, my side chick is dope!>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay, [bleep] it, let’s win this for our side chicks then.>>ANWAR JIBAWI & OCAR MIRANDA: Yeah!>>PAGE KENNEDY: I love you guys.>>SPLACK: Yeah. I love you too man.>>PAGE KENNEDY But if we lose, I’m gonna whoop your [bleep]…>>TIMOTHY KENNEDY: I’m sorry, what?
>>PAGE KENNEDY: and you’re walking your [bleep] [bleep] home!>>RUDY MANCUSO: And no matter what happens, we go to the bar after this, okay.>>PAGE KENNEDY: Alright, boys for life on three.>>RUDY MANCUSO: On three, say Jennifer Lopez.>>PAGE KENNEDY: One… two… three…>>PAGE KENNEDY, SPLACK & TIMOTHY KENNEDY: Boys for life!>>RUDY MANCUSO, ANWAR JIBAWI & OSCAR MIRANDA: Jennifer Lopez! [music]>>PAGE KENNEDY: Good luck little man.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Let’s play basketball.>>PAGE KENNEDY: Come on!>>RUDY MANCUSO:This is for all my Latino’s out there. You guys ready? Three… two… one… [sirens]>>PAGE KENNEDY: Oh [bleep]!>>RUDY MANCUSO: La policia?>>PAGE KENNEDY: Is that the po po?>>RUDY MANCUSO: Es policia! [sirens] [exit music]

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