Hello.
You must be Detective Hobbs. I am your new partner,
Joshua Taye. All right. Your last partner, Detective Jimenez,
I never met him, but I hear he left
some pretty big shoes to fill. Let’s get one thing straight. You’re never gonna
fill Jimenez’s shoes. Ever. Jimenez was a good man,
better cop. Fill Jimenez’s shoes. The tip of your dick
couldn’t fill a bottle cap. I’m very sorry
if that came out wrong. I’m sure Jimenez
was a great cop. The best. Okay. So, these prostitute murders,
seems like a serial killer. It could be. I actually worked on a theory. I don’t give a hobo’s hat
about your theory. You think Jimenez
worked off of theories like some kind of
a needle dick Charles Darwin? Not on your ass. Jimenez always shot
straight from the dick. You think you’re Jimenez? Absolutely not. You’re God damn
right you’re not. I just said I’m … Jimenez would’ve busted
20 perps in the time it’d take you to pull up
your pants over your itsy bitsy teenie
weenie yellow polka dot ba pee pee. Two daughters,
raising them on his own. You want that job, huh,
Mr. Baby Dick? What is going on? You want to be that daddy? No. You know what? I think we got off
on the wrong foot. Not Jimenez. Oh. Jimenez got off
on the right foot every God damn day
of his God damn life, which is more than I can say for
your pimple penis having ass. What? Jimenez wannabe. I can assure you I don’t want
to be Jimenez. Why not?
What’s wrong with Jimenez? There’s nothing wrong
with Jimenez. Then why wouldn’t you want
to be like him. I don’t know. You said- pecker. Okay, I’m out. I can’t,
I can’t make this work. Jimenez would’ve made it work. Come back from Florida soon,
Jimenez.

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Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “Filling Jimenez’s Shoes – Key & Peele”

  1. Why is he so obsessed with his penis size? 😂 Sad though, that Jimenez was killed by Carlos from the mirror house.

  2. Jimenez would of saved Krillin before Freiza blew him up to microscopic dust, Jimenez doesn’t need to be a super saiyan to prove any damm points. 🙃🤪🐉👏

  3. The tip of ur dick couldn't fit uh battle cap… I'm using that when people say they feel my pain or been in my shoes

  4. I never watched this show on TV I just randomly start watching clips 2days ago they some good actors with some funny ass skits

  5. It would have been great if it ended with a cut to the next day. Some dude gets in the car "Hi I'm officer So and So. I'm your new partner." Hobbs takes a drag off his cigarette. "Lets get one thing straight. You're never Gonna fill Tay's shoes. EVER!"

  6. I thought Peele's character was going to reveal himself to be the prostitute killer.
    Forgot for a second that this was a comedy.

  7. Jimenez was a god dammed hero! when you look up hero in the dictionary you better believe there's a picture of Jimenez under the word hero.and you baby dick punks better not forget it.smurf Packers!

  8. Now see IRL I woulda bit back during the following part :

    'I'm very sorry. I'm sure Jimenez was a great cop.'
    'THE BEST!'
    'ORLY? Then why the fuck he dead?' Stop talkin to me like a hard ass then.'

  9. I had to pause for laughs after, "I got off on the wrong foot." 😅I know, Jimenez won't have, but I'm not trying to fill those boots nuh. Lol

  10. @JIMENEZ bro'!! you're the best actor when it comes to these skits. JIMENEZ YOU RULE!!

    stay safe in florida man….enjoy your vacation. JIMENEZ I don't know where this show would be without you.

  11. Which is more than I can say for your pebble penis havn ass, Jimenez wanna be? No! Why not? What's wrong with Jimenez!? hahaha

  12. Smurf pecker🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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