We’re here. [ School Bell Rings ] Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand. l have but one question
foryou. Can you attend my class? lt is foryourown good.
And ifyou can’t make it,
l can make you. [ Mr. Hand ]
We have a 20 question quiz
evey friday. Your grade is the average
ofall your quizzes, plus the midterm and final
which counts for one-third. Got it? Also–
[ Grum bles ] There will be no eating.
E-A-T-l-N-G. No eating in this class!
[ Knocking ] You get used to doing
your own business
on your own time. That’s one demand l make. [ Knocking Continues ] and discuss U.S. Histoy
on your time, understand? [ Knocking Continues ] This guy’s been stoned
since the third grade. Yes? What class?
This is U.S. Histoy. l see the globe
right there. Hey.
May l come in? Oh, please! l get so lonely
when l hear that third
attendance bell ring… and all my kids
are not here. Sory, l’m late.
It’sjust like this new
schedule’s totally confusing. l know that dude! Mr. Spicoli. That’s the name
they gave me. You’re ripping my card!
Yes. Hey, bud,
what’s your problem? No problem at all. l thinkyou know
where the front office is. You dick! l have taken the time to
print up a complete schedule… ofclass quizzes
and the chapters they cover. Please pass them
to the desk behind you. Back, back, back. [ Eveyone Sniffing ]