Hey come on, guys… He’s worse than Guy Forget! Hey! Between you and me, Paul Henri Mathieu – have you seen him? Fifth set, he’s got four match points – that’s to say, he’s nearly done… What did he do? Four balls straight in the net, game lost! You saw him! 25 years old, “Second best French player!” Come on – he should’ve been a comedian! But he’s French, that’s it, he doesn’t care about winning! But careful, let me tell you one thing… it’s been a long time since we’ve won the Davis Cup! Eh! Yannick Noah, it’s over, you can’t count on him anymore! Eh, Saga Africa! Cos Noah, he wasn’t that retard. Cos he won matches, but he slogged for it! That’s it. Cos in tennis, there’s no mystery, eh, you want a trophy, you slog for it! How are the others doing it? Why do Russians win? Cos they practice a lot of course! Have you seen how they work all day long with their coach…tac! Tac, bing, forehand!! Paf, that’s tennis! Tac! I get into position. And I make a forehand. Don’t care what goes on around me. And I make another one! Paf! When I’m ready, I spin! Tac! Bing! Backhand ! After that, I’ll smash! Later… I make a backhand. Pif! Tac, let’s change, pouf! Forehand! Then a backhand, and I get back into position and bing! Forehand! That’s tennis! That’s tennis! I get into position. Paf! Forehand! Not tired! I make another one. Then I spin! Paf backhand and then I smash! That’s tennis! I’m not tired, I make another backhand, I’m not tired, I’m Russian! I’m Russian! And I make a forehand. And another one. Paf! And I smash!

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Dennis Veasley

75 thoughts on “Eddy le Quartier – le Tennis (Roland Garros)”

  1. excellent mais au faite les college au boulot es qu'il rigole de t'es connerie? a mon avi il en pisse de rire

  2. magnifique je comprend pas pkoi il a pas 1 million d'abonné alors que les mec pas marrant comme Norman ou Cyprien c trou du cul archi pâs drole on vla les subs

  3. La pure de Medeline directement aspiré par ton pif, c est ca les dommages, prudence les toxicos
    Plus sérieusement; personnage ou réalité ?

  4. Quand tu te marres et d'un coup tu te dis "oh putain on dirait mon père qui fait une démo de comment ki fo fer" vu qu'il pense tout connaître sur tout et que pas du tout…. Gènance… Le pire c'est que j'ai déjà eu le feeling sur la vidéo sur l'homosexualité, quand il explique le showbizzzz … je partage car il faut savoir être généreux avec sa loose. Du coup, la bise de Jacky les amis!

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