Hey come on, guys… He’s worse than Guy Forget! Hey! Between you and me, Paul Henri Mathieu – have you seen him? Fifth set, he’s got four match points – that’s to say, he’s nearly done… What did he do? Four balls straight in the net, game lost! You saw him! 25 years old, “Second best French player!” Come on – he should’ve been a comedian! But he’s French, that’s it, he doesn’t care about winning! But careful, let me tell you one thing… it’s been a long time since we’ve won the Davis Cup! Eh! Yannick Noah, it’s over, you can’t count on him anymore! Eh, Saga Africa! Cos Noah, he wasn’t that retard. Cos he won matches, but he slogged for it! That’s it. Cos in tennis, there’s no mystery, eh, you want a trophy, you slog for it! How are the others doing it? Why do Russians win? Cos they practice a lot of course! Have you seen how they work all day long with their coach…tac! Tac, bing, forehand!! Paf, that’s tennis! Tac! I get into position. And I make a forehand. Don’t care what goes on around me. And I make another one! Paf! When I’m ready, I spin! Tac! Bing! Backhand ! After that, I’ll smash! Later… I make a backhand. Pif! Tac, let’s change, pouf! Forehand! Then a backhand, and I get back into position and bing! Forehand! That’s tennis! That’s tennis! I get into position. Paf! Forehand! Not tired! I make another one. Then I spin! Paf backhand and then I smash! That’s tennis! I’m not tired, I make another backhand, I’m not tired, I’m Russian! I’m Russian! And I make a forehand. And another one. Paf! And I smash!