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Dennis Veasley

100 thoughts on “Donald Trump Sucks At Golf”

  1. A grown man cheating at an innocent game of golf ⛳
    No way Trump would ever cage innocent children. 😡

  2. To say trump cheats at golf is to say that Michael Jordan used to play basketball; it's true, but it fails to tell the story. He transcends the genre.

  3. Trump cheated in the election, half of his associates are felons, probably launders money, probably doesnt pay his taxes, no surprise he cheats at golf

  4. Oh no.  You're making it difficult for Trump to enjoy his game.  Now it will be harder to beat his opponents.

  5. Hi all, If you haven't already, I think you'll be very pleased (on your computer) to go to New York Times Book Review, Colson Whitehead, LINCOLN IN THE BARDO.  The review concludes with a beautiful 10 minute dramtization.

  6. Trump cheats? At golf? And at everything else in life? Like that's a surprise to … anyone? The F'ed up thing about it, worse than his loser cheating, is that his base probably likes him more because of it.

  7. Golf is Scottish. And ancient. The etiquette is taken very seriously – like WAY more than even top private US clubs I've been to. The club my dad is a member of only admitted women in my lifetime (I think early 90s… maybe late 80s – absolutely not justifying that, just trying to paint a picture; I did play the course with him and with friends – male & female members – when I was a teenager in the late 90s). The entrance to the club is a literal pink sandstone castle gate to a local castle that dates back to the 1300s. (Yes, it's older than golf. Again, image.)

    In some clubhouses, you're not even allowed to wear jeans to go for lunch as a guest. And yes, that is stuffy and snobby and elitist and WE can say all that, but bloody hell, he bought Turnberry, a jewel in the crown of ancient golf courses, and people hate him for not maintaining the ancient course and building in the way it should be maintained. By law, actually, as a historic building. I think that has been improved on more recently, the hotel doesn't seem to have the same negative chat around it as it did for a while.

    There's his 'nae class' attitude that exclusive golf club members just don't like in the 'gentleman's sport' – nor is it what they pay a small fortune for… but THIS!!! OMG, driving on the greens! Shock! Lots of courses still disapprove of golf carts – too new. People too damn lazy to walk a course!! But cheating?! Moving another man's balls?! And… again – driving a golf cart on the green?! It's just absolute sacrilege, and an insult to our culture. He might as well say he doesn't drink whisky or eat haggis!!

    (/s for anyone who needs it for that paragraph. Mostly.)

  8. "When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man-child, I still did childish things". – Donald Trump

  9. lol, you pathetic lefties, who cares if he cheats at golf, he is the best president your country has ever had, the rest of western civilisation wish they had President Donald J Trump as their leader, wake up to yourselves fools.

  10. Does anyone need another book to say Trump cheats or commits crimes? He does so in public and in secret!

  11. Nonstop vitriol and personal attacks (frequently based on skin color) for three solid years. Pretty pathetic attempt at comedy, and I've been a fan since Strangers with Candy. Really sad to see Stephen this way after all these years.

  12. Franklin Delano Roosevelt was the most handicapped president of the USA below the waist.

    The primadonald is, and the world trusts will always be remembered as, the USA’s most handicapped—uh—“president” of the USA above the neck.

  13. Ball washer and bag handler describe Barr’s new role Jeff sessions is finally realizing it’s over. How do republicans sleep at night and profess love of country all day while sucking at trumptydumpty’s political teat.

  14. He doesn't respect shit, lmao. I remember in Japan when he dumped that entire box of koi food all at once into the koi pond, then apparently after he left they had to scramble to get all the extra food out. >_>

    Is there a low to which he won't sink? He's shit at everything and acts like a shit towards everything.

  15. Cheating at golf, ok.  Not above Trump.  Looking into it deeper, how can and why does he get satisfaction from the game?  Impossible for normal people.

  16. Traitor Trump is good at monopolizing the world stage . Everything is going to Hell, but all eyes are on this psycho fake President ! So tragic that nothing is accomplished in making our world better.

  17. He,s better then Jack lier lier wish your pants was on fire, man no one will tell him the truth, tell him to call me I would like to break down to him

  18. If you want to really piss off don the con, just laugh at him, Obama made a joke about the little man child and he is still upset, poor baby

  19. This is hilarious to watch. I love seeing these leftist media "icons" struggling to find stories to paint a negative picture on our president. So far he's been the best president in the past decades and I can't wait for him to be re-elected and watch all you liberal snowflakes cry more than when he won back in 2016

  20. Anyone who cheats at golf and lies about his handicap is beyond a lowlife. Sorry, but I've played the game for decades and it's never even occurred to me to cheat. You only have yourself to blame out there on the links. That's probably what scares him so much.

  21. A big problem that I am currently seeing in the US (I am European) is a direct confirmation of the research of Dan Ariely. Since Trump became President of the USA, the social norm of lying and cheating has shifted as a social norm. If he lies and cheats, contracts do not comply etc. also the behavior patterns of the normal citizens shifted. If the president already lies and cheats, then it is normal to lie and to deceive. That is a big danger for the U SA. The US will therefore lose the world power position!

  22. Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States ! Amercians deserve that guy and all what comes with it. America has much to learn

  23. 2.8 . BULLSHIT !! His biggest lie yet . if you're gonna lie, at least make it somewhat believable .
    that fu*king narcissist .

  24. not only at Golf…

    links first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwQsTzGkbiY&list=PL6524CD95A4D68212&index=3

    Explanation at the end of my opinion and again sorry for bad English.

    Read my crap if you want, but the animation of a well known guarded border, as Trump seems to want one like that, just with modern technics… remember back than no Internet or W-Lan existed!

    but the really sad thing is, that it seems (for me from outside the US) that the majority of US americans which a voice for the election. US citizens? Do people after a serious crime are allowed to vote? How about "smaller" offenses, with maybe a few weeks prison or being on parole for example? I ask because in the US for me everything is possible…. I try to not read so much from the Autonews I get when W-Lan activates at my Smartphone, but many Trump news appear and I want news, and he is doing so much crap that he is almost always in the news -.- The last "interesting" thing I read was that the US left an international agreement about (control?!) of arms/weapons trade?! Of course it was Trump and his Idea… its like with the clima agreement the US didn't join or?! He is really a catastrophy…I mean he ruined a company and all the investors (from his company in the 90's I did read that over 95% of the money was away from investors…

    maybe they did get a few bucks for each thousand dollar invested in the best case… and now he is adding US debt as before and blames Obama… but who started the wars against Afghanistan and Iraq in 1.5 years and with that the military spending, the spending for veterans, dead soldiers families, healthcare, intelligence agencies (secret prisons, Guantanamo, Abu Graib or how you write it…secret prisons in Bulgaria for example before they joined the European Union… Patriot Act and so on…. the Crisis started after 8 years of Bush or?! Clinton was since a very long time the first US president who didn't just had a good budget, no there was even surplus and net debt reduction! I don't know which republican President was the last one who had a surplus over even more than just 1 year? Maybe shortly after World War 2?! Now he reduces the US presence outside, but wants soldiers (armed) on the Mexican border. Why not build a "Mexico-Wall" like Hitler began to build the Westwall…

    or lets say it was finished in theory, just the real needed fortifications where not existing at most of the length, only the coast very close to the UK or with other areas with very good beaches or locations to land in Northern France had a greater defense value… Trump maybe wants such a thing too, as he said with high tech, so that building tunnels up to 12 Meter deep would be detected by the special sensors… well the deepest tunnel (known, most are not known^^) found so far went 130m deep and almost a mile or over 1.5 kilometers…so the 12 Meter sensors will be really effective, and they will only cost maybe a few billion dollars in the first years?! The costs of the Berlin Wall and the German-German-Border (barbed wire fencesand walls, most with 2 fences in the rural areas, only the Walls which had contact with West-Berlin were completely out of the known real wall, towers every few hundred meters, heavy light, you didn't feel the night so intense was the lightning… the areas with fences (Thuringia-Bavarian-Border for example had sand, special cars without doors for soldiers driving patrouls, armed with assault rifles, shotgun-like traps which worked like mines, yellow and red light rockets to warn guards if anyone passes the sensors on the ground, yellow of course meant that you were in the death zone already, but just crossed the first fence/wall,

    a red one of course meant that you now have to manage to get over the last and final fence/wall, after this you were through, I think the territory up to 1 meter/yard on the western side from the wall was GDR territory, but they were not allowed to shoot there, and in Berlin at the Wall you could move around the wall on many peoples afaik, at least people living there as normal bars, shops, houses where on the West-Berlin side directly at the Wall…the fence in the German-German border was also to reach without problems from the West, but many shields warning you came before that and I think most people were scared to go so close to this insane border…oh I forgot the electric sensors if one of the barbed wire fences between the 2 real outer border-fences/wall were touched, an silent alarm signal was sent to the next tower, for this reason they made small holes under the barbed wire for animals like rabbits because in the early phase they created very much false alarms… Mr. Trump would like it I think… maybe except the deadly traps, but in his head I think he would like even these if "only" the bad migrants would be killed or injured, he just isn't stupid enough to say that loud.

    oh found that video, which is great, didn't know its available in English too! Berlin Wall and German-German-Border, a must watch if you like history 🙂

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwQsTzGkbiY&list=PL6524CD95A4D68212&index=3

    It is quite old so please dont expect 4k Ultra-HD highend graphics, the facts/traps/methods are important, and I think the animation is good enough…sorry for my crappy English, just my 50 cents 🙂

  25. Is there any other person as vile as Donald Trump. No sense or concept of honesty. SAD. A true testament that he is Mentally Ill.

  26. Oh, HEY… Colbert, (you funny man, you..!), I have a GREAT IDEA! Since everyone seems to be doing so well these days, even before that terrrrible Trump guy won, you seem like the most ideal and seemingly perfect, seemingly funny-intelligent, seeemmmingly better braine& than anyone of those other guys hanging around the President… WHY NOT RUN IN 2020?! You got the $, FAME, and most importantly, BEST UPTAKE, that is more needed for today's American President in the White House than that old, haggert, traditional thing, called…. Wait, what…??? Policicdks? Or, sowmething??>?!

  27. im not sure ive every laughed at anything he has ever said. must be the worst talk show host of all time

  28. Not funny at all. Remove the fake laughs and this is just a guy that dont like Trump. Come up with some real facts

  29. I tell people I'm Canadian. I'm too ashamed to admit I am a citizen of any country that would have Trump for President.

  30. Would somebody who understands golf please explain the ball washer joke for me? Knowing what the basic equipment looks like is about the extent of my golfing knowledge.

  31. Trump has played more golf in his 2 years than any other president in U.S. History combined, and yet he probably still shoots 120+ on a 72 par course.

  32. Yeah, he also sucks at being a decent human being and a competent president, he's always on vacation practicing his shity golf game. Unfortunately for him there's no more hooking up with underage wemon for awhile. Oh, Jeffrey why'd you get caught again, didn't I do enough favors getting you out of trouble last time? I guess he can just go back stealing from taxpayers by funneling all their taxpayers dollars into his own resorts and hotels ever single time he stays at one.

  33. Pretty much everyone I played with in casual golf cheats. The media Likes to nitpick things that don't even matter

  34. Why tf are y’all hating on Trump?
    He’s doing more things for this county than the past 4 presidents. Please get a life because you retarded socialist democratic idiots have no clue what y’all are talking about.

  35. Donald Trump is a lying cheating narcissist who thinks that he can do whatever he wants without suffering the consequences but I hope on his last day in office he will walk out and straight into the arms of those waiting to arrest him.

  36. It's funny to see some people assume jokes and speculations as truths and use them as premises to argue. When someones asks them to prove that whether their claims are real or not, they usually show unreliable pieces of evidence. If one can't question its premises, then the individual's mind tends to move away from reality.

  37. I’m sorry I don’t really see what trump has done that has been so awful since he’s been elected. Taxes are down, unemployment is down. More people are starting to like him than dislike him. Could some one explain to me what about him is so awful

  38. I typed in seth Meyers sucks  and this is the video that came up at the top of the page.  lmao  youtube rigs search results

  39. Stephen Colbert thinks he is king of late night show host. He is a no talent guy. Who bases his show off of fake news. He has Trump syndrome. Who became a Trump syndrome spokesperson.

  40. He is one incredible moron. He set all his plans into action and no one would know a thing about his love affair with girlfriend vladsmir. If he was competent to do anything, nobody should know about any of his corruption. The entire scam is front page everywhere, except fux news. No donkey trump, you are so full of your own shit, it squirts out of every roll of fat on your carcass. Your clown tricks don't cut it. They were on your phoney ass before you ever became a phoney president. That was just a piss poor gangster you turned out to be. You 're a Clown gangester.. You paint your face all Cheeto orange, with pretty blue eyes like a hooker. My God your so attractive. Woman beg you to touch them and drool on them. Your tiny hands grabbing them, remember, you can't stop yourself. 49 sex complaints. Clinton only had 1. Oh that dirty bill. Well your ass is grass genius. You fucked the entire thing up, get impeached. Now a judge is explaining to your lawyer, just exactly why he's full of shit.Your about to find out you are nothing and powerless in your own impeachment. Also if got your VP impeached the next in line is Nancy. Don't that just frost your ass.
    Tough shit moron, get over it. Good night snowflake

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