It’s not really fair to ask the question:
“What was Action Park.” On a basic level you can say it was a water slide park. But, in truth,
it was so much more than a water slide park. Action Park was the chaos summer
park. With very little oversight, too much alcohol, whistles blowing, people
screaming, motors running. It was an energy. You know, you knew you
were jumping into the fire pit. If you lived through Action Park, you lived
through an event in your life that changed how you felt about fun. If you’ve
never heard of Action Park, it’s an impossible myth that your friends are making up and exaggerating. But it was true Yeah, I think the very reason
people were attracted to Action Park was because they could get hurt. That was the
allure of it. I am 100% sure of it. The more you can control, the more exciting it is. I mean, who wants to sit on a ferris wheel. It was the most dangerous theme
park of all time. There was a waterslide that held one person that went in a like
a flip. Now imagine getting stuck in that thing.
The 360 loop is what you’re talking about. There’s water slide it looked like
a bunch of kids built it because that’s what it was.
The first couple people that came and came out and their mouths were all
bloody and they sent a couple other people down and they came down with lacerations.
Then they took the loop apart and he found teeth stuck in the padding from
the first couple people and these other people were just going up and ripping
into it. Growing up, like we would try to die for fun.
We would try to die for fun. Everybody almost died there. He poured gasoline on
his tennis balls and he’d had put them into the air cannon, lighting the
balls on fire and was shooting them at the tanks. I thought this gentleman was
decapitated. Every member of my family was injured in that park at some time or
another. They called it Traction Park. Class Action Park. Class Action Park: That’s what the lawyers called it. It starts out with people having fun and by the end of this
crimes have been committed, cover-ups have happened. The story hasn’t been told
truthfully. Because he had fake liability insurance in the Cayman Islands. Fake. It was fake.