– Dude. Hey, you going to Ray’s party?
Yeah, I’m going. You know,
Amy’s gonna be there. Yeah, I know. Things have been
real good with her, man. Tonight could be the night.
Could be. Dude, are you okay? Not really, dude.
What’s wrong? You get the hottest girl
at a party with no parents. You’re definitely gonna hit that
for sure tonight, man. You’re gonna lose
that v for good! [slams]
My penis is white. Excuse me? I have a white penis.
What? But you’re black. Nuh-uh. I’m bi-racial. All the white went straight
to my penis. That–what–what,
you mean, like, the color? Oh.
Yeah. But wait, dude. I mean, how bad could it be?
It’s bad. How bad?
It’s like a snickers. Regular or fun size? Which one do you get
at halloween? Fun size.
That’s the one. [Bleep]
I know. What am I gonna do?
I mean, I… How am I gonna hit it with amy
with my little white penis? Everyone’s gonna find out
and I’m never gonna hear the end of it. Dude, dude, dude.
Amy’s white. She’s not gonna care.
Really? Yeah. She’s white.
Yeah. Yeah.
I guess you’re right. I mean, she’s probably not even
gonna know the difference. Nah, man. White girl, white penis.
You’re all good. [bell rings] Hey, there he is.
How’d it go last night? Don’t wanna talk about it.
Well, what happened? Black vagina.
Im Asian and im offended by this skit!
"black" vagina lol 😂
As a white guy with a big dick, this has me dying. Never let them know the truth. Let em keep on believing. Just means they get a big surprise later on.
Hey you White Trash bastards your girlfriends and wives want be with you very much longer😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Regular or fun sized 😂
BLACK VAGINA
I feel your pain my guy 😂
As a white boi, I can confirm
Peele is great with the facial expressions!!!!
0:29 “My Penis Is White”! I’m 😵
XD
Absolutely perfect ending.
Turned it from something racist into art
Black Vagina…👌🏾😂😂
Zags
you mean like… like the color?
*shakes head*
so she had a tight pussy?
Regular or Funsize?
If someone says "Black women are angry" that would be classified as racist. If so, why isn't "White men have small penises" received as racist?
How am I gonna bang it with my little white penis
So Your Telling Me That A Black Dude Has A White Penis And A White Girl Has A Black Vagina? thats Some Crazy Alien Shit Right There
Alright it was a joke people im white and I laughed us they made fun of blacks to at the end so it’s not like there targeting there just making jokes
at least its a white penis, and not asian XD
I have asians penis.
okay logic
"All the white went straight to my penis" lol
Only Indian has humor like that.
Dont!!! Wanna!!! Tlk about it!!!…..
I White pen blk vagina 🤣
We can compare dicks and see who’s packing what when you’re ready to back up the smack talk. You guys are amazing, why do you have to be racist sometimes man?
She's white is exactly why it matters. I also get the black vag disappointment, sometimes they're to dark.
Be thankful you’re not Asian lol. It’s funny because the man with the recorded largest schlong is White.
The funny thing is she knows because his ain’t white 😂
"black vagina" i passout on floor
This hits to close to home
That cheap wavy camera quality always gets me.
Which one you get at hallooween
So you went with white and not Asian… hmm
That's asian
does this mean blk vagina are too big for white guys? Or is it the color issue?
If a girl doesn't have sex a lot then she can fit a fun size, what are they trying to say here really?
Dayum Emily gotta black hole; 😂 n he doesn’t even know it’s from cheatin. That last line 😂
0:29 I WHEEZED
I never get these kinds of jokes. I'm white and have a hog leg.
Snickers aint white
Omg..
😂
Saw the joke coming at the end, still laughed my ass off about it
I'm biracial I got a black sized dick. But that's the joke. You can't know a man's size based on race. But mine is pretty huge.
I'm bi—racial
man that camera work detail, like every other mainstream teenage series
Here’s a life lesson: white girl, white penis, you’re all good!
The fucking guitar riff at the end😂
How big is fun size snickers? Legit asking
B L A C K V A G I N A
Buddy: How did it go with Amy?
Dude: Black Vagina
Buddy: What?
Slams locker, cocks gun
Dude: BLACK VAGINA!!!
Its April
Its like snickers. Regular or fun size.
i knew it hahahaha.
🤢🤢 black sloppy vagina
I would love to be around a bunch of white guys and white girls during this episode and look at their faces 😁😂😁😂👀👀😂😂👍🏾🥒🍆🥒🍆🥒🍆🌭🌭
He’s a reverse logic.
It could be worse.
He could've had a yellow penis
Flippin heck guys! LOL!
From "documents" available online you can easily realise that blonde women vaginas are the top! LOL 😂 😎
😂
Well hey I mean atleast you didn't go straight down to Asian list goes
Black
White
Asian
Canadian
be happy, you can not beat her to death whit it.
"She's white"
Me: she has a black vagina
"Black vagina"
called it
ooohh i thoughht it said biracial pens didnt understand but sounded funny click the vid anddd emedient regret my day is ruined
I FINALLY GET IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
Amy just likes black guys so she’s stereotypical! She expected him to be larger BECAUSE HES BLACK!
Dur Dur Dur! Learn something new every mf day.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1o:4
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life John 3:16
HAHAHAHYAHAHAHAHAA
My necks red, arms tan like Spanish tan and my penis is white, I'm triracial so ladies come try me
did you watch flippin "orange country"? A LOT? 🙂
Actually, black girls have tighter vagina than white and Asian girls… search it if u don’t believe
I would like to take this opportunity to thank the white folks for having a great sense of humor and not getting offended by a comedy skit.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
i have a multi culture of reproductive system
He needs to get some Asian vagina
so by this logic I have a black penis
ajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajaajjajajajaa
0:50 Damn
The angle of the ass determines the dangle of the dongle
Remember kids sizes doesn't matter at least if you're a black or a blond
Thats to good 😂❤️
lmao
Ahahah omg !
Everybody knows Asians have the smallest ding dongs
Funny myth
Lmao!! Fun size 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Bol 🤣😂🤣
ummm Peele the white girl a few lockers behind you heard you
LMAO
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Jordan Peele, the director of “Get Out”.
LOL OUCH
Hahaha
What’s a black vagina? 🤷🏾♀️
I don’t understand what he meant by black vagina? I need some background information
I feel this shit. It hurts.
I’m offended
Someone explain this to me please. The whole, white black penis thing