♪ He’s Orange, he has a lot of friends ♪ ♪ They live together on a fruit stand ♪ ♪ They have adventures all across the land ♪ ♪ And even play in a rock and roll band ♪ ♪ He’s Orange ♪ ♪ Annoying Orange ♪ ♪ He’s Orange ♪ ♪ Annoying Orange ♪ ♪ He’s Orange! ♪ (laughs) Yay! (taunting laughter) It’s not my day today! I’m Wednesday! Whee! BANANA: Oh, sure, that makes sense. (groans) Oh, yeah, that’s… yeah, that makes sense. Yay! Whoa! Ah, peace and quiet at last. Just me, my book and… ORANGE: Hey! Hey, Pear! Oh, no. Hey, Pear. It’s me, Orange! (sighs) Yes. Hi, Orange. (groans) Hey! Hey, Pear! Whatcha doin’ down there? It’s not even fall yet. (laughs) Get it? Fall? Yes, yes, yes. Very funny. Very clever. Hey, hey, Pear! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What’s the matter? Can’t you hear me? Maybe I should try yodeling. ♪ Yodelay, yodelay, yodelay, yodelay, yodelay-hee-hoo! ♪ (laughs) I’m trying to read, okay?! Oh. Whatcha readin’? Jane Pear? (laughs) ♪ Yodelay-hee-hoo! ♪ (laughs) Gulliver’s Travels. I’m reading Gulliver’s Travels! Gulliver’s Travels? Sounds kind of dull-iver to me! (laughs) Look, Orange, if you don’t mind, I just want a little quiet, so I can read my book. Hey, is Gulliver an apple? No, Gulliver is not an apple! Are you sure he’s not an apple? Gulliver is not an apple! Then how come he keeps traveling all over the place like Johnny Appleseed? I don’t know, Orange. Maybe he just wants to see the world. Hey, I know– maybe you should do that. Yeah, you should go on a big, grand, months-long adventure. That’s a great idea! Gulliv-Orange’s Travels. Maybe I’ll go to the Alps. Know why? Oh, oh! Let me guess. So you can yodel. ♪ Yodelay, yodelay, yodelay, yodelay, yodelay-hee-hoo! ♪ (laughs) Well, I’m off to find the Alps. (jaunty Western adventure music plays) ♪ Yodelay-hee… ♪ Whoa! Hey! Hey, Tumbleweeds. Sorry, kid. No time to talk. Whoa! ♪ Yodelay-hee-hoo! ♪ ♪ Yodelay-hee… ♪ (wolf howls) (quietly): ♪ Yodelay-hee-hoo. ♪ (rooster crows) (jaunty Western adventure theme plays) Hey, hey! You’re all oranges! Quiet! We’re trying to grow. But I’m an orange, too! Shh! Be quiet! You’re annoying! ORANGE: Oh, I get it. You guys all think you’re above me. You shouldn’t be so high and mighty. (Orange laughs) Get outta here! You’re trespassing! Blah. This is the pits. I’ll sieve you guys later! (laughs) This is a private grove! I’m sick of traveling. Maybe I’ll just head back to the fruit cart, and… (dog barking, ball squeaking) ORANGE: Whoa! (ball squeaking) (panting) (tennis balls laughing) Whoa! Are you guys yellow oranges? I’ve never seen a yellow orange before. What are you so afraid of? (laughs) (all laughing) Yellow oranges are the best audience ever! Forget the Alps. Maybe I should make this my new home court. (all laugh) This is the life. No yodeling, no bad puns, no distractions. (imitating Orange): “Hey, Pear! You’re an apple!” Wonder how he’s doing on Gulliv-Orange’s Travels. Wait, no, I don’t. (laughs) (slurps) Mmm! Now, where was I? Hey, Pear! Have you seen Orange? Nope. He went on a long vacation. You let him go on a vacation?! (shudders) Do you remember what happened the last few times he went off alone? (thunder cracks) (Orange laughs) Oh! (tiny oranges chanting) This could be very bad. True, but I’m not his keeper. Yes, you are. Today is Thursday. Oh, my gosh! Today is my day to be his keeper. Oh, I let Orange go into the world alone. We gotta stop him! Guys! I messed up. I let Orange go out into the world by himself. And how is that our problem? Today is Thursday, right? Last I checked, that’s your day. We gotta go find him! (laughs) You totally miss Orange. I do not! Then how come you want to find him so bad, Orange-lover? Uh… because he owes me five bucks. Oh. Fair enough. Money doesn’t grow on trees. That makes sense. And… there’s the slightest, tiniest fraction of a chance he was in a horrible shipwreck and then kidnapped by tiny oranges and shot full of arrows? ALL: What?! Hey, guys! I got a letter from Orange! For peach’s sake, read it, man. What are you waiting for? Uh, mm! (reads gibberish) (Pear groans) Oh, oh! Right. It’s upside… It was upside-down. Mm! “Hey, fruits. “Guess what? Chicken butt. “Ha-ha-ha-ha. “That was just a joke. “Anyway, I found a new home with the yellow oranges, “and I’m never coming back. “Sincerely, Orange. P.S. Pear is an apple.” I don’t get it. Is he trying to insult you or me? RIPE BANANA: Yellow oranges, you say? Huh? What of it, old man? Well, I’ve seen the land of the yellow oranges. Worst place on earth. That orange won’t last a day there. Gulp! All right, everyone, mount up. Orange needs our help. A-And he owes me five bucks. (jaunty Western theme plays) ORANGE ON TREE: Quit your yammering! Get out of here. You’re trespassing. We’re trying to grow! Come on. This is a private grove! (dog barking) Huh? The land of the yellow oranges. Huh! Who knew dogs love yellow oranges so much? They aren’t yellow oranges. They’re tennis balls. What? How do you know that? Because I got my master’s in recognizing the obvious. (tennis ball laughing hysterically) (dog barks) Aah! I’m really starting to get worried, guys. If he’s not here… where could he be? (tennis ball laughs, squeaks) I know where he is. Where? Don’t you remember? After Nerville took the fruit cart to Maui and then back in time and then to Mars, he took us to the French Open. That’s where I’ve seen these tennis balls before. APPLE: Somebody help me! At the Tennis Center. Come on! Let’s go! Somebody help me! So then I said, “When life gives you lemons, throw ’em away and get oranges instead!” (all laugh) Do you have sleeping bags? ‘Cause I feel like I’m at a slumber party. (all laugh) TENNIS BALLS (chanting): King Orange! King Orange! King Orange! He’s here! On second thought, why don’t we just let him finish his vacation? Come on, this way. TENNIS BALLS: All hail Orange! (panting): That chihuahua… chased me all the way here. (shudders) But I finally got away. Aah! Ow. This is where Orange wants to live? He’s a lunatic. No, he’s not. He’s an orange. (crickets chirp) Sorry, sorry, couldn’t resist. Look! There he is! (tennis ball laughs) I think. Orange, we came to take you home. I-I mean, get my five bucks back. Come on, Orange, we’ve got to get out of here. This place is dangerous! I’m not Orange. I’m King Orange. Okay then. Come on, King Orange. I can’t leave now. These guys love me. (goofy laughter) They really see my “a-peel.” Get it? (laughs) Wait, but what about your home? I am home. Wait, no, I’m not. I’m the King Orange. (laughs) Good one, King Orange. Thanks, King Orange. He’s gone mad. Hey, you guys want to come with me on this awesome ride? What ride? Me and my yellow orange brothers are going up there. It looks super fun. Ow! Ow…! Orange! You can’t go in there. Didn’t you see what happened to that guy? Hey, at least they didn’t string him along. (laughs) (laughing) We’ve got to find a way to get him out of here before he goes into that machine and gets splattered into oblivion. Well, looks like it’s my turn. Maybe we can hang out later, since I’ve already got launch plans. (laughs) TENNIS BALLS (chanting): King Orange! King Orange! King Orange! King Orange! What do we do? They’re gonna put him in the machine! Hey, at least we got good seats, am I right? I can’t believe I’m doing this. I know what to do. There is an elite team of tomatoes who specialize in kidnapping and deprogramming other tomatoes who are convinced they’re vegetables, so… Wait, tomatoes aren’t vegetables? (frustrated yell) Call them! Hurry! He’s almost there. Hey! Hey, yellow oranges. Is this ride scary? I bet it’s a blast! (all laugh) TENNIS BALLS (chanting): King Orange! King Orange! He’s almost up! I can’t watch. They’re here. Yes! (gong sounds) That was fast. We would’ve been here faster but there was an emergency with the heirlooms. They’re such prima donnas. If they could just get him out in time, they’ll be able to convince him he’s not a tennis ball. They’re going in! I hope this doesn’t mess up my hair. (laughs) (tennis balls scream) Ow! They did it! They got him! They did?! But we had such good seats! Hey! What are you doin’? You say tomato, I say “let me go.” (screeching) Holy cow! Is that what would’ve happened to me? I’m outta here. Hee. Maybe I am a yellow orange. (laughing) Huh?! (chanting): King Orange! King Orange! King Orange! Whoa! Guys, stand down! Obey your king! That’s an order! Whoa-oh… whoa-oh-oh…! (chanting): King Orange! King Orange! King Orange! King Orange! King Orange! TENNIS BALL: All hail Orange! Orange! You’re okay! No, I’m not. I’m an orange. I’m really sorry I told you to go away. This is all my fault. Nuh-uh. It’s your double fault. Get it? Servin’ up tennis puns. (all laughing) I didn’t realize these yellow oranges had such a racket going here. They almost caught me in their net of lies. (all laughing) I’m just glad we were able to serve up a win for Team Orange. (groaning) Groan! Oh, my pun wasn’t funny, huh? Yeah, right. Whatev… Whoa, whoa, ho-ho! (dazed laughter) Let’s dog to the go park. (laughs crazily) (groans)

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